Friday, 26 August 2016

Intelligent Husband . Wife was busy in packing her clothes. . Husband - Where are you going ? . Wife - I'm moving to my mother. . Husband also starts packing his clothes. . Wife - Now where are you going ? . Husband - I'm also moving to my mother. . Wife - And what about the kids ? . Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother. . Clothes unpacked.๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ Pls read n donot delete u will have a smile on your face๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ Short Facts...... โ˜€โ˜€โ˜€โ˜€โ˜€โ˜€โ˜€โ˜€โ˜€ Wife : "why are u home so early?" Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!" ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‹ โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† Doctor : How is ur headache ? Patient : she's out of town. ๐Ÿ˜„ โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life: (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood ๐Ÿ˜‰ โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! ๐Ÿ˜ท โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again. ๐Ÿ˜‡ โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that. The slide show begins. โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them. โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† Q - You know why women love shoes? ๐Ÿ‘  Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. ๐Ÿ˜œ โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† Q - Why can't Women Drive well? ๐Ÿš— Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. ๐Ÿ˜ โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? โ›บ๐ŸŽ„ Ans - There are no Shopping Centers.. ๐Ÿ˜‰ โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† Q - How to save a Dying Woman? Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. ๐Ÿ˜‹ โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it? Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. ๐Ÿ˜‚ โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† The woman who invented the phrase ... "All men are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd. ๐Ÿ˜ โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened.... ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† Wives are magicians........ They can change anything into an argument. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY? A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don't have a wife! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it... ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜โ˜บ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜Š

Intelligent Husband
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Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
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Husband - Where are you going ?
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Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
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Husband also starts packing his clothes.
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Wife - Now where are you going ?
.
Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
.
Wife - And what about the kids ?
.
Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
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Clothes unpacked.๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„
Pls read n donot delete u will have a smile on your face๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Short Facts......

โ˜€โ˜€โ˜€โ˜€โ˜€โ˜€โ˜€โ˜€โ˜€

Wife : "why are u home so early?"

Hubby :  "My boss said go to hell!"
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‹
        
โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†

Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.
๐Ÿ˜„

โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
       (1) Mobile
       (2) Automobile
       (3) TV
       (4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood
๐Ÿ˜‰

โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†

Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
๐Ÿ˜ท

โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†

Whisky is a brilliant invention.

One double and you start feeling single again.         
๐Ÿ˜‡

โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.

The slide show begins.

โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†
     
Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.

โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†

Q - You know why women love shoes? ๐Ÿ‘ 

Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. ๐Ÿ˜œ

โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†

Q - Why can't Women Drive well? ๐Ÿš—
Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
๐Ÿ˜
          
โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†

Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? โ›บ๐ŸŽ„

Ans - There are no Shopping Centers..
๐Ÿ˜‰
          
โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†

Q - How to save a Dying Woman?

Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
๐Ÿ˜‹
          
โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†

Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
๐Ÿ˜‚
          
โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†

The woman who invented the phrase ...
"All men are the same"
was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.
๐Ÿ˜
          
โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†

There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened....
๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
          
โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†

Wives are magicians........

They can change anything into an argument.
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ
          
โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†

Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!
๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ

โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—† โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—‡โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†โ—†

Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it...
๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜โ˜บ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜Š

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