Friday, 26 August 2016

*Super insults ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚* Smart answer by a female... On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him... 'Nice perfume.....which one is it?... I want to gift it to my wife..!!' Lady 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!' ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ A letter from a teacher to a parent: Dear Parent, Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him. Parent's answer: Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him...... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ .................................. Mother to Son: Who is Tippu Sultan ? Son : Don't know ๐Ÿ˜ Mother : Sometime give attention to study also ๐Ÿ‘€ Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ? Mother : Don't know Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ .......................................... A cute excuse: Teacher-Y r u late? Student-Mom & dad were fighting. Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting? Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's.. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’๐Ÿป๐ŸŽญ๐ŸŽท๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘†Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand?? Salesman: Rs.18,000/- Girl: OMG Girl: and iphone?? . . Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG Girl: ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก Salesman: ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ Wife : I hate that beggar. Husband : Why ? Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book How to Cook !!! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„ Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working. Wife: did u drink Husband : no Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ Dont laugh alone. Pass it on ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ to ur buddies...

*Super insults ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚*

Smart answer by a female...

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'

Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

A letter from a teacher to a parent:

Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
..................................

Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know ๐Ÿ˜
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also ๐Ÿ‘€
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
..........................................

A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ

๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’๐Ÿป๐ŸŽญ๐ŸŽท๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
๐Ÿ‘†Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก
Salesman: ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!  ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„

Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

Wife: did u drink
Husband : no

Wife:  Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase
๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘

Dont laugh alone. Pass it on ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ to ur buddies...

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