✨sampurnesh babu is back hez a hero in telugu😃😃😃 Sampu went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up. You know why? Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.' 😀 Sampu standing below a tube light with open mouth. Why? Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !' 😃 On romantic date sampu gf asks him: 'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?' He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?' 😀 Sampu found the answer to the most difficult question ever. What will come first, chicken or egg? what ever u order first will come first. 😀 Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except sampu He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!' 😀 What does sampu do after taking a Xerox? He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes. 😀 Sampu& wife buy coffee in a shop. Sampu: Drink quickly before it gets cold. Wife: Why? Sampu: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10. 😀 What happens when sampu wife delivers twins???? He does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child...😝 Manager asked sampu at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sampu replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. 😃 After returning back from a foreign trip, sampu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sampu: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? 😁😉 Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi Sampu writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi. 😖😠 Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sampu: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! 😝😜✌ Sampu: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Sampu: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. 🙌👉😝😁 Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! Sampu: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! 😘😍 Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" Sampu: "All are born on government holidays...!!! 😭😂✨ Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Sampu: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

✨sampurnesh babu is back hez a hero in telugu😃😃😃
Sampu went to a bank to open a S.B.  A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'
😀   
Sampu standing below a tube light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !'
😃
On romantic date sampu gf asks him:
'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'
😀
Sampu found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
what ever u order first will come first.
😀
Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except sampu
He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'
😀
What does sampu do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
😀
Sampu& wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sampu: Drink quickly before it gets cold.
Wife: Why?
Sampu: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.
😀

What happens when  sampu wife delivers twins????
He does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child...😝

Manager asked sampu at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sampu replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
😃

After returning back from a foreign trip, sampu asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sampu: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
😁😉

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
Sampu writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
😖😠

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sampu: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
😝😜✌

Sampu: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sampu: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
🙌👉😝😁

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sampu: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
😘😍

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sampu: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
😭😂✨

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sampu: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE