We all say Good Morning to others. Do you know the meaning of "GOOD MORNING" ? G - Get up. O - Open your heart. O - Open your mind. D - Dedicate your day to God. M - Meditate on Gods word. O - Optimise your faith & hope. R - Rebuke all evils. N - Never doubt Gods love. I - Inspire someone N - Nothing should scare you . G - Go out with joy. So, I say every morning... GOOD MORNING to every one..

We all say Good Morning to others. Do you know the meaning of "GOOD  MORNING" ?    
G -  Get up.
O -  Open your heart.
O -  Open your mind.
D -  Dedicate your day to God.

M -  Meditate on Gods word.
O -   Optimise your faith & hope.
R -    Rebuke all evils.
N -   Never doubt Gods love.
I -     Inspire someone
N -   Nothing should scare you .
G -  Go out with joy.  So, I say every morning...
GOOD MORNING to every one..

Check out this health tip by 1mg : Top 7 Vegetarian Sources of Protein Proteins are building blocks of our body. Every cell in the human body contains protein. A healthy adult requires around 1 gram of protein per kilogram of body weight. While non-vegetarians get almost all essential amino acids through their meals, vegetarians have to carefully plan their diet to avoid protein deficiency. Don’t worry if you are a pure vegetarian, here’s a list of protein rich foods for you: 1 . Soya Soya, popularly known as tofu, is one of the best sources of proteins for non-meat eaters. It has a whopping 40% protein content and 20% fat, most of which is unsaturated or good fat. Soya is best eaten as chunks in a serving of around 50 gm in meals, or can be included in evening snacks in the form of soya sticks. 2 . Pulses Protein rich pulses such as Chana (Bengal gram), Rajma, Lentils (daals) are a must- eat for vegetarians in lunch and dinner. They are part of our traditional diets since centuries. 100 grams of pulses typically give 20-25 gm of protein and is recommended in every meal. 3 . Whole grains Whole grains such as Rice, Wheat, Ragi and Maize form most of the staple Indian diets. Whole grains find their way almost invariably in our breakfast, lunch and dinner and give 6-12% proteins. Make sure you are taking unrefined and unpolished versions to ensure maximum health benefits. Eat a large bowl of these (100 gm) during breakfast and lunch and a small serving (50 gm) at dinner. 4 . Milk and milk products Milk, curd, butter, cheese and paneer are all tasty and nearly complete proteins, which are available in many options. Paneer is one of the best forms, as it has much less saturated fat than butter and cheese. You can have it as a curry in main meals (50 gm at a time is enough) or relish it with sandwiches. Protein content is around 18%. 5 . Nuts It’s great to go nuts over nuts, as they give much value in small quantities (20% protein content). Pistachios, almonds, cashews and groundnuts are great protein sources, along with minerals. Words of caution though, do not eat more than a handful (50 gm) daily as mid-meal snacks, to avoid getting fat. —– People are also reading : 7 Amazing Health Benefits of Peanuts —– 6 . Vegetables Though vegetables are well known for their fibre content, some of them like spinach and broccoli do help in supplementing our daily need of proteins. Having 2-3 small servings of 50 gm daily will give you 2-7% proteins. 7 . Dry fruits Dried apricots and raisins being rich in proteins, are good to munch on as snacks, but don’t consume them in heaps, as they are rich in carbohydrates as well. Eat them in 25 gm servings in the evenings preferably, and they’ll give you around 5% proteins. So, go ahead and include these protein rich super foods in your daily diet and reap the benefits. .. For more health tips, download the 1mg app: http://onelink.to/d37zjv

Check out this health tip by 1mg :

Top 7 Vegetarian Sources of Protein

Proteins are building blocks of our body. Every cell in the human body contains protein. A healthy adult requires around 1 gram of protein per kilogram of body weight.

While non-vegetarians get almost all essential amino acids through their meals, vegetarians have to carefully plan their diet to avoid protein deficiency. Don’t worry if you are a pure vegetarian, here’s a list of protein rich foods for you:

1 . Soya

Soya, popularly known as tofu, is one of the best sources of proteins for non-meat eaters.  It has a whopping 40% protein content and 20% fat, most of which is unsaturated or good fat. Soya is best eaten as chunks in a serving of around 50 gm in meals, or can be included in evening snacks in the form of soya sticks.

2 . Pulses

Protein rich pulses such as Chana (Bengal gram), Rajma, Lentils (daals) are a must- eat for vegetarians in lunch and dinner. They are part of our traditional diets since centuries. 100 grams of pulses typically give 20-25 gm of protein and is recommended in every meal.

3 . Whole grains

Whole grains such as Rice, Wheat, Ragi and Maize form most of the staple Indian diets. Whole grains find their way almost invariably in our breakfast, lunch and dinner and give 6-12% proteins. Make sure you are taking unrefined and unpolished versions to ensure maximum health benefits. Eat a large bowl of these (100 gm) during breakfast and lunch and a small serving (50 gm) at dinner.

 

4 . Milk and milk products

Milk, curd, butter, cheese and paneer are all tasty and nearly complete proteins, which are available in many options. Paneer is one of the best forms, as it has much less saturated fat than butter and cheese. You can have it as a curry in main meals (50 gm at a time is enough) or relish it with sandwiches. Protein content is around 18%.

5 . Nuts

It’s great to go nuts over nuts, as they give much value in small quantities (20% protein content). Pistachios, almonds, cashews and groundnuts are great protein sources, along with minerals. Words of caution though, do not eat more than a handful (50 gm) daily as mid-meal snacks, to avoid getting fat.  

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7 Amazing Health Benefits of Peanuts

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6 . Vegetables

Though vegetables are well known for their fibre content, some of them like spinach and broccoli do help in supplementing our daily need of proteins. Having 2-3 small servings of 50 gm daily will give you 2-7% proteins.

7 . Dry fruits

Dried apricots and raisins being rich in proteins, are good to munch on as snacks,  but don’t consume them in heaps, as they are rich in carbohydrates as well. Eat them in 25 gm servings in the evenings preferably, and they’ll give you around 5% proteins.

So, go ahead and include these protein rich super foods in your daily diet and reap the benefits.

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WOMAN ● changes her name ● changes her home ● leaves her family ● moves in with you ● builds a home with you ● gets pregnant for you ● pregnancy changes her body ● she gets fat ● almost gives up in the labour room due to the unbearable pain of child birth ● even the kids she delivers bear your name Till the day she dies... everything she does... cooking, cleaning your house, taking care of your parents, bringing up your children, earning, advising you, ensuring you can be relaxed, maintaining all family relations, everything that benefit you..... sometimes at the cost of her own health, hobbies and beauty. So who is really doing whom a favour? Dear men, appreciate the women in your lives always, because it is not easy to be a woman. *Being a woman is priceless* Pass this to every woman in your contact to make her feel proud of herself. Rock the world ladies! A salute to ladies! WOMAN MEANS :- W ➖ WONDERFUL MOTHER O ➖ OUTSTANDING FRIEND M ➖ MARVELLOUS DAUGHTER A ➖ ADORABLE SISTER N ➖ NICEST GIFT TO MEN FROM GOD SHARE & Pass to every men to know the value of women & Pass to every women to feel proud! Plsss Respect to women.

WOMAN
● changes her name
● changes her home
● leaves her family
● moves in with you
● builds a home with you
● gets pregnant for you
● pregnancy changes her body
● she gets fat
● almost gives up in the labour
room due to the unbearable pain
of child birth
● even the kids she delivers bear
your name
Till the day she dies... everything
she does... cooking, cleaning your
house, taking care of your
parents, bringing up your
children, earning, advising you,
ensuring you can be relaxed,
maintaining all family relations,
everything that benefit you.....
sometimes at the cost of her
own health, hobbies and beauty.
So who is really doing whom a
favour?
Dear men, appreciate the women
in your lives always, because it is
not easy to be a woman.
*Being a woman is priceless*
Pass this to every woman in your
contact to make her feel proud of
herself.
Rock the world ladies!
A salute to ladies!
WOMAN MEANS :-
W ➖ WONDERFUL MOTHER
O ➖ OUTSTANDING FRIEND
M ➖ MARVELLOUS DAUGHTER
A ➖ ADORABLE SISTER
N ➖ NICEST GIFT TO MEN FROM
GOD
SHARE & Pass to every men to know
the
value of women
&
Pass to every women to feel
proud! Plsss Respect to women.

పితృదేవోభవ .!!!👲👨 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 ఓ కుర్రాడు 👲 కోపంతో ఇల్లు వదిలి వచ్చేశాడు😤 ఎంత కోపంతో వచ్చాడంటే.. తను చూసుకోలేదు తన కాళ్లకు వాళ్ల నాన్న బూట్లు వేసుకు వచ్చేశాడని.👞👞 కొడుక్కి ఒక మోటార్ సైకిల్ కొనలేని వాడు కొడుకు ఇంజనీర్ కావాలని కలలు కనడం ఎందుకో.. అంటూ తండ్రిని తిట్టుకుంటూ మరీ ఇంటినుండి బయటికి వచ్చేశాడు.😁 చాలా పెద్దవాడినయ్యాక గాని ఇంటికి తిరిగి వెళ్ళను అని నిశ్చయించుకున్నాడు. 😒 ఇంటి నుండి వచ్చేప్పుడు కోపం కొద్దీ… ఎప్పుడూ ముట్టుకోనివ్వని వాళ్ల నాన్న పర్సు కొట్టుకోచ్చేశాడు 😉 అమ్మకి కూడా తెలియకుండా రాసే లెక్కలన్నీ దాంట్లోనే ఉంటాయని వాడి నమ్మకం.👲 నడుస్తుంటే బూట్లలో ఏదో తగులుతోంది . కరుస్తూ ఉన్నట్టు ఉంది . బూటు లోపల సాఫ్ట్ గా లేదు . మడమ నొప్పెడుతోంది .😣 అయినా అతని కోపం దానిని లెక్కచెయ్యనివ్వలేదు . లోపల తడి తడి గా అనిపించింది . కాలు ఎత్తి చూశాడు.... బూటు అడుగున చిన్న కన్నం..👞 కుంటుతూనే బస్ స్టాండ్ వచ్చాడు ఎటైనా వెళ్లిపోదామని..!! 🚶 విచారణ లో వాకబు చేస్తే తెలిసింది గంట దాకా బస్ ఏదీ లేదని 🚌 సరే ఏంచేస్తాం. అప్పటి దాకా … నాన్న పర్సు లో ఏంఉందో చూద్దామని పర్సు తెరిచాడు ఈ కుర్రాడు .👲 ఆఫీసు లో 40,000 అప్పు తీసుకున్న లోన్ రశీదు 📄 కొడుకు కోసం కొన్న లాప్ టాప్ బిల్లు📃 అఫీసుకు వచ్చేటప్పుడు శుభ్రమైన బూట్లుతో రమ్మని మేనేజర్ ఇచ్చిన మెమో📜 పాత స్కూటర్ తెండి – కొత్త మోటార్ సైకిల్ తో వెళ్ళండి . గొప్ప ఎక్చేంజ్ మేలా అని రాసి ఉన్న కరపత్రం..📑 ఇవి కనబడ్డాయి కుర్రాడికి తండ్రి పర్సులో… వాటిని చూసాక ఈ కుర్రాడి కళ్ళు చెమర్చాయ్😓 వెంటనే ఇంటికి పరుగు పెట్టాడు .🏃 సోల్ లేని ఆ బూట్లు ఈసారి నొప్పి కలిగించలేదు . ఇళ్లంతా వెతికాడు, కానీ ఇంట్లో నాన్న లేడు. స్కూటరూ లేదు .😔 అతడికి తెలిసిపోయింది..... నాన్న తన స్కూటర్ తీసుకొని ఎక్స్చేంజ్ మేలా కు వెళ్లాడని.. అతి ప్రేమగా చూసుకుంటున్న తన స్కూటర్ ను అక్కడిచ్చి.. తన కోసం బైక్ తేడానికే ఖచ్చితంగా వెళ్లాడని…😳 ఆ కుర్రాడి కళ్ళు చెమరుస్తున్నాయి.😪 పరుగు పరుగున ఎక్స్చేంజ్ ఆఫర్ ఇస్తున్న చోటికి వెళ్ళాడు . 🏃 వాళ్ల నాన్న అక్కడే ఉన్నాడు, ఎక్స్చేంజ్ షాపు కుర్రాడితో బేరం ఆడుతున్నాడు. ప్రస్తుతం యూత్ కి బాగా ఇష్టమైన మోడల్ బైక్ ఏదో చూపించు.. దాని మీద నా కొడుకు హీరో లా ఉండాలి అని చెబుతున్నాడు..👨 వెనకాలే నిల్చుని తండ్రి మాటలు వింటూ ఏడుస్తున్న ఆ కొడుకు కన్నీరు తండ్రి భుజాల మీద పడసాగింది. 😭 అప్పుడు తండ్రి వెనక్కి తిరిగి చూసాడు. 👨 అప్పుడు ఆ అబ్బాయి నాన్నని కౌగిలించుకొని ”వద్దు నాన్నా ! వద్దు నాన్నా ! నాకు మోటార్ సైకిల్ వద్దు నాన్నా.." అంటూ ఏడవసాగాడు !😭 ఇంటికి వెళుతూ వెళుతూ… తండ్రి కోసం కోఠిలో కొత్త షూస్ కొని తీసుకువెళ్ళారు ఆ తండ్రీకొడుకులిద్దరూ….!👬 మీకోసం తన జీతాన్నే కాదు... జీవితాన్నీ దారపోసి.... సర్వస్వాన్నీ సమర్పించిన ఆయన 👨 త్యాగాన్ని గుర్తించండి !🙏 బంధాన్ని గౌరవించండి !!🙏 మనసారా ప్రేమించండి !!!🙏 I LOVE MY DAD..💝

పితృదేవోభవ .!!!👲👨
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

ఓ కుర్రాడు 👲
కోపంతో ఇల్లు వదిలి వచ్చేశాడు😤
ఎంత కోపంతో వచ్చాడంటే..
తను చూసుకోలేదు
తన కాళ్లకు వాళ్ల నాన్న బూట్లు
వేసుకు వచ్చేశాడని.👞👞

కొడుక్కి ఒక మోటార్ సైకిల్
కొనలేని వాడు కొడుకు ఇంజనీర్
కావాలని కలలు కనడం ఎందుకో..
అంటూ తండ్రిని తిట్టుకుంటూ మరీ ఇంటినుండి బయటికి వచ్చేశాడు.😁

చాలా పెద్దవాడినయ్యాక గాని ఇంటికి తిరిగి వెళ్ళను అని నిశ్చయించుకున్నాడు. 😒

ఇంటి నుండి వచ్చేప్పుడు
కోపం కొద్దీ… ఎప్పుడూ
ముట్టుకోనివ్వని వాళ్ల నాన్న పర్సు
కొట్టుకోచ్చేశాడు 😉
అమ్మకి కూడా తెలియకుండా
రాసే లెక్కలన్నీ దాంట్లోనే
ఉంటాయని వాడి నమ్మకం.👲

నడుస్తుంటే బూట్లలో ఏదో తగులుతోంది .
కరుస్తూ ఉన్నట్టు ఉంది .
బూటు లోపల సాఫ్ట్ గా లేదు .
మడమ నొప్పెడుతోంది .😣
అయినా అతని కోపం దానిని లెక్కచెయ్యనివ్వలేదు .
లోపల తడి తడి గా అనిపించింది .
కాలు ఎత్తి చూశాడు....
బూటు అడుగున చిన్న కన్నం..👞
కుంటుతూనే బస్ స్టాండ్ వచ్చాడు
ఎటైనా వెళ్లిపోదామని..!! 🚶

విచారణ లో వాకబు చేస్తే
తెలిసింది గంట దాకా బస్ ఏదీ లేదని 🚌

సరే ఏంచేస్తాం. అప్పటి దాకా …
నాన్న పర్సు లో ఏంఉందో చూద్దామని
పర్సు తెరిచాడు ఈ కుర్రాడు .👲

ఆఫీసు లో 40,000 అప్పు తీసుకున్న లోన్ రశీదు 📄
కొడుకు కోసం కొన్న లాప్ టాప్ బిల్లు📃
అఫీసుకు వచ్చేటప్పుడు శుభ్రమైన బూట్లుతో రమ్మని మేనేజర్ ఇచ్చిన మెమో📜
పాత స్కూటర్ తెండి – కొత్త మోటార్ సైకిల్ తో వెళ్ళండి . గొప్ప ఎక్చేంజ్ మేలా అని రాసి ఉన్న కరపత్రం..📑
ఇవి కనబడ్డాయి కుర్రాడికి తండ్రి పర్సులో…

వాటిని చూసాక ఈ కుర్రాడి కళ్ళు చెమర్చాయ్😓

వెంటనే ఇంటికి పరుగు పెట్టాడు .🏃
సోల్ లేని ఆ బూట్లు ఈసారి నొప్పి కలిగించలేదు .
ఇళ్లంతా వెతికాడు, కానీ ఇంట్లో
నాన్న లేడు. స్కూటరూ లేదు .😔
అతడికి తెలిసిపోయింది.....
నాన్న తన స్కూటర్ తీసుకొని
ఎక్స్చేంజ్ మేలా కు వెళ్లాడని..
అతి ప్రేమగా చూసుకుంటున్న
తన స్కూటర్ ను అక్కడిచ్చి..
తన కోసం బైక్ తేడానికే ఖచ్చితంగా వెళ్లాడని…😳

ఆ కుర్రాడి కళ్ళు చెమరుస్తున్నాయి.😪

పరుగు పరుగున ఎక్స్చేంజ్ ఆఫర్ ఇస్తున్న చోటికి వెళ్ళాడు . 🏃

వాళ్ల నాన్న అక్కడే ఉన్నాడు,
ఎక్స్చేంజ్ షాపు కుర్రాడితో బేరం ఆడుతున్నాడు.
ప్రస్తుతం యూత్ కి బాగా ఇష్టమైన
మోడల్ బైక్ ఏదో చూపించు..
దాని మీద నా కొడుకు హీరో లా
ఉండాలి అని చెబుతున్నాడు..👨

వెనకాలే నిల్చుని తండ్రి మాటలు వింటూ ఏడుస్తున్న ఆ కొడుకు కన్నీరు తండ్రి భుజాల మీద పడసాగింది. 😭
అప్పుడు తండ్రి వెనక్కి తిరిగి చూసాడు. 👨

అప్పుడు ఆ అబ్బాయి నాన్నని కౌగిలించుకొని
”వద్దు నాన్నా ! వద్దు నాన్నా !
నాకు మోటార్ సైకిల్ వద్దు నాన్నా.."
అంటూ ఏడవసాగాడు !😭

ఇంటికి వెళుతూ వెళుతూ…
తండ్రి కోసం కోఠిలో కొత్త షూస్ కొని తీసుకువెళ్ళారు
ఆ తండ్రీకొడుకులిద్దరూ….!👬

మీకోసం
తన జీతాన్నే కాదు...
జీవితాన్నీ దారపోసి....
సర్వస్వాన్నీ సమర్పించిన
ఆయన 👨
త్యాగాన్ని గుర్తించండి !🙏
బంధాన్ని గౌరవించండి !!🙏
మనసారా ప్రేమించండి !!!🙏

I LOVE MY DAD..💝

[17/02, 21:25] Kamesh ISIT: Solve it : It is a 9 letter word- 123456789. If u loose it, you die. If you have 234, you can 1234. 😀 56 is one type of disease. 😞 89 indicates exact location & time 😃 2 & 7 are same letter 3 & 8 are same letter 5 & 9 are same letter Guess the word !! 👍 Challenge for mastermind !! [17/02, 21:29] Sowjanya Potti TISI: Heartbeat

[17/02, 21:25] Kamesh ISIT: Solve it :

It is a 9 letter word- 123456789.       
If u loose it, you die.
If you have 234, you can 1234. 😀
56 is one type of disease. 😞
89 indicates exact location & time 😃
2 & 7 are same letter
3 & 8 are same letter
5 & 9 are same letter                                               Guess the word !! 👍

Challenge for mastermind  !!
[17/02, 21:29] Sowjanya Potti TISI: Heartbeat

"QUIZ TIME" Give ONE WORD which has BOTH MEANING: 1. Pencil Brand & Lord of Dance = ________ 2. Birth Sign in English & Type of Disease = ________ 3. Name of Soap & A Musical Instrument = ________ 4. A Car Brand & Lord Ramas Devotee = __________ 5. Name of Fruit & Name of Shoe Polish = ________ 6. Mobile Brand & Fruit Name = ________ 7. Name of Bulb Co. & Source of Energy = 8. A Shoe Co. & Underground Train = ________ 9. Watch Brand & Resident of Country = ________ 10. Mineral Water Co. & Mountain Range = ________ 11. Name of Bird & Beer Brand = ________ 12. Name of Fuel / Clothing Company = ________ 13. Tree / Toothpaste = ________ 14.Famous Monument / Tea brand = _________ Let's see who can answer this 1. Nataraj.2. Cancer.3. Santoor.4. Maruti.5. Cherry.6. Blackberry.7. Surya.8. Metro.9. Citizen.10. Himalaya.11. Kingfisher.12. Diesel.13. Babool.14. Taj Mahal.

"QUIZ TIME"

Give ONE WORD which has BOTH MEANING:

1. Pencil Brand &
Lord of Dance = ________

2. Birth Sign in English &
Type of Disease = ________

3. Name of Soap &
A Musical Instrument = ________

4. A Car Brand &
Lord Ramas Devotee = __________

5. Name of Fruit &
Name of Shoe Polish = ________

6. Mobile Brand &
Fruit Name = ________

7. Name of Bulb Co. &
Source of Energy =

8. A Shoe Co. &
Underground Train = ________

9. Watch Brand &
Resident of Country = ________

10. Mineral Water Co. &
Mountain Range = ________

11. Name of Bird &
Beer Brand = ________

12. Name of Fuel /
Clothing Company = ________

13. Tree /
Toothpaste = ________

14.Famous Monument /
Tea brand = _________

Let's see  who  can answer this

1. Nataraj.2. Cancer.3. Santoor.4. Maruti.5. Cherry.6. Blackberry.7. Surya.8. Metro.9. Citizen.10. Himalaya.11. Kingfisher.12. Diesel.13. Babool.14. Taj Mahal.

A for------------------any friend B for------------------best friend C for------------------ close friend D for------------------dear friend E for------------------ ever friend F for-------------------family friend G for ------------------good friend H for ------------------helping friend I for--------------------innocent friend J for -------------------jovial friend K for-------------------kind friend L for--------------------lovely friend M for-------------------merry friend N for-------------------naughty friend O for ------------------open friend P for -------------------personal friend Q for-------------------quiet friend S for--------------------special friend T for--------------------truth friend U for-------------------understand friend V for ------------------valuable friend W for------------------wonderful friend X for------------------xelent friend Y for-------------------youth friend Z for-------------------zgeal friend Happy Friendship Day.........

A for------------------any friend
B for------------------best friend
C for------------------ close friend
D for------------------dear friend
E for------------------ ever friend
F for-------------------family friend
G for ------------------good friend
H for ------------------helping friend
I for--------------------innocent friend
J for -------------------jovial friend
K for-------------------kind friend
L for--------------------lovely friend
M for-------------------merry friend
N for-------------------naughty friend
O for ------------------open friend
P for -------------------personal friend
Q for-------------------quiet friend
S for--------------------special friend
T for--------------------truth friend
U for-------------------understand friend
V for ------------------valuable friend
W for------------------wonderful friend
X for------------------xelent friend
Y for-------------------youth friend
Z for-------------------zgeal friend

Happy Friendship Day.........

Rujuta Diwekar is highest paid dietician in Bollywood . Moreover she is the one who took care of junior ambani in reducing 108 kgs !! (Famous Star Dietician) program was attended by more than 1000 people.Note what she said about diet 1. Eat LOCAL fruits. Like Banana, Grapes, Chikoo, Mangoes. All fruits have FRUCTOSE so it doesn matter that u r eating a mango over an Apple. A Mango comes from Konkan n Apple from Kashmir. So Mango is more local to u. Eat all d abv fruits even if u have DIABETES as d FRUCTOSE will eventually manage ur SUGAR 2 . Choose Seed oils than Veggie oils. Like choose ground nut, mustard, coconut n til. Don't choose chakachak packing oils, like olive, rice bran etc Go for kachchi ghani oils than refined oils 3. Rujuta spent max time talking about GHEE n its benefits. Eat GHEE daily. How much GHEE we shud eat depends on food. Few foods need more GHEE then eat more n vice versa. Eat ample GHEE. It REDUCES cholesterol. 3. Include COCONUT. Either scraped coconut over food like poha, khandvi or chutney with idli n dosa Coconut has ZERO CHOLESTEROL and it makes ur WAIST SLIM 3. Don't eat oats, cereals for breakfast. They r packaged food n we dont need them. Also they r tasteless n boring n our day shouldn't start with boring stuff. Breakfast should be poha, UPMA, idli, dosa, paratha 4 . Farhaan akhtars New ad of biscuits - fibre in every bite... Even ghar ka kachara has fibre, likewise oats have fibre. Don't chose them for fibre. Instead of oats, eat poha, upma, idli, dosa 5. No JUICES till u hv teeth in ur mouth to chew veggies n fruits 6 . SUGARCANE is d real DETOX . Drink d juice fresh or eat d SUGARCANE 7 . For pcos, thyroid - do strength training and weight training and avoid all packaged food 8. RICE - eat regular WHITE RICE. NO NEED of Brown rice. Brown rice needs 5-6 whistles to cook n when it tires ur pressure cooker, then why do u want to tire ur tummy. A white rice is hand pounded simple rice Rice is not high is GI INDEX. Rice has mediun GI index n by eating it with daal / dahi / kadhi we bring its gi index further down If we take ghee over this daal chawal then d GI INDEX is brought further down Rice has some rich minerals n u can eat it even three times a day 9. How much should we eat - eat more if u r more hungry, let ur stomach be ur guide n vice versa 10. We can eat rice n chapati together or only rice if u wish. It depends on ur hunger. Eat RICE in ALL THREE MEALS without any fear. 11. Food shudnt make u scared like eating rice n ghee. Food should make u FEEL GOOD 12 . NEVER look at CALORIES. Look at NUTRIENTS 13 . No bread, biscuits, cakes, pizza, pasta 14. Ask urself is this the food my Nani n Dadi ate? If yes then eat without fear. 15. Eat as per ur season. Eat pakoda, fafda, jalebi in monsoon. Ur hunger is as per season. Few seasons we need fried food so eat them. 16 . When not to have chai - tea - dont drink tea as d first thing in morning or when u r hungry. Rest you can have it 2-3 times a day n with sugar 17 . NO GREEN tea plz. No green, yellow, purple, blue tea. 18 . Eat ALL of your TRADITIONAL foods 19. Strictly NO to packaged foods/drinks. 20. Exercise/Walk more to digest & stay healthy

Rujuta Diwekar is highest paid dietician in Bollywood .

Moreover she is the one who took care of junior ambani in reducing 108 kgs !! (Famous Star Dietician) program was attended by more than 1000 people.Note what she said about diet

1. Eat LOCAL fruits. Like Banana, Grapes, Chikoo, Mangoes. All fruits have FRUCTOSE so it doesn matter that u r eating a mango over an Apple. A Mango comes from Konkan n Apple from Kashmir. So Mango is more local to u.

Eat all d abv fruits even if u have DIABETES as d FRUCTOSE will eventually manage ur SUGAR

2 . Choose Seed oils than Veggie oils. Like choose ground nut, mustard, coconut n til. Don't choose chakachak packing oils, like olive,  rice bran etc
Go for kachchi ghani oils than refined oils

3. Rujuta spent max time talking about GHEE n its benefits.
Eat GHEE daily. How much GHEE we shud eat depends on food. Few foods need more GHEE then eat more n vice versa. Eat ample GHEE. It REDUCES cholesterol.

3. Include COCONUT. Either scraped coconut over food like poha, khandvi or chutney with idli n dosa
Coconut has ZERO CHOLESTEROL and it makes ur WAIST SLIM

3. Don't eat oats, cereals for breakfast. They r packaged food n we dont need them.  Also they r tasteless n boring n our day shouldn't start with boring stuff.
Breakfast should be poha, UPMA, idli, dosa, paratha

4 . Farhaan akhtars New ad of biscuits - fibre in every bite... Even ghar ka kachara has fibre, likewise oats have fibre. Don't chose them for fibre. Instead of oats, eat poha, upma, idli, dosa

5. No JUICES till u hv teeth in ur mouth to chew veggies n fruits

6 . SUGARCANE is d real DETOX . Drink d juice fresh or eat d SUGARCANE

7 . For pcos, thyroid - do strength training and weight training and avoid all packaged food

8. RICE - eat regular WHITE RICE. NO NEED of Brown rice. Brown rice needs 5-6 whistles to cook n when it tires ur pressure cooker, then why do u want to tire ur tummy.
A white rice is hand pounded simple rice

Rice is not high is GI INDEX.  Rice has mediun GI index n by eating it with daal / dahi / kadhi we bring its gi index further down
If we take ghee over this daal chawal then d GI INDEX is brought further down
Rice has some rich minerals n u can eat it even three times a day

9. How much should we eat - eat more if u r more hungry, let ur stomach be ur guide n vice versa

10. We can eat rice n chapati together or only rice if u wish. It depends on ur hunger. Eat RICE in ALL THREE MEALS without any fear.

11. Food shudnt make u scared like eating rice n ghee. Food should make u FEEL GOOD 

12 . NEVER look at CALORIES. Look at NUTRIENTS

13 . No bread, biscuits, cakes, pizza, pasta

14. Ask urself is this the food my Nani n Dadi ate?  If yes then eat without fear.

15. Eat as per ur season. Eat pakoda, fafda, jalebi in monsoon. Ur hunger is as per season. Few seasons we need fried food so eat them.

16 . When not to have chai - tea - dont drink tea as d first thing in morning or when u r hungry. Rest you can have it 2-3 times a day n with sugar

17 . NO GREEN tea plz. No green, yellow, purple, blue tea.

18 . Eat ALL of your TRADITIONAL foods

19. Strictly NO to packaged foods/drinks.

20. Exercise/Walk more to digest & stay healthy

Today is Charlie Chaplin's 125th birthday - a good day to recollect his 3 heart-touching statements:- (1) Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our troubles. (2) I like walking in the rain, because nobody can see my tears. (3) The most wasted day in life is the day in which we have not laughed. LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you, keep smiling If you feel STRESSED, Give yourself A Break. Enjoy Some.. Icecream/ Choclates/ Candy/ Cake Why? B'Coz STRESSED backwards spelling is DESSERTS ...enjoy Alphabetic advice for you: A B C Avoid Boring Company.. D E F Don't Entertain Fools.. G H I Go for High Ideas . J K L M Just Keep a friend like ME.. N O P Never Overlook the Poor n suffering.. Q R S Quit Reacting to Silly tales.. T U V Tune Urself for ur Victory.. W X Y Z We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life Very ....beautiful lines pls store it. ONE Good FRIEND is equal to ONE Good Medicine. . . Likewise ONE Good Group is equal to ONE Full medical store... Six Best Doctors in the World- 1.Sunlight 2.Rest 3.Exercise 4.Diet 5.Self Confidence & 6.Friends Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy healthy life If you see the moon ..... You see the beauty of God ..... If you see the Sun ..... You see the power of God ..... And .... If you see the Mirror. You see the best Creation of GOD . So Believe in YOURSELF. We all are tourists & God is our travel agent who has already fixed all our Routes Reservations & Destinations So! Trust him & Enjoy the "Trip" called LIFE... Our aim in life should be 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 🔹9-glass drinking water. 🔹8-hrs sound sleep. 🔹7-wonders tour with family. 🔹6-days work a week. 🔹5-digit income 🔹4-wheeler. 🔹3-bedroom flat or house 🔹2-cute children. 🔹1-sweetheart. 🔹0-tension! One Life will never come Again. .. .Live Today. . . Share to all people who are important to you ...

Today is Charlie Chaplin's 125th birthday - a good day to recollect his 3 heart-touching statements:-

(1) Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our troubles.

(2) I like walking in the rain, because nobody can see my tears.

(3) The most wasted day in life is the day in which we have not laughed.

LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you, keep smiling

If you feel STRESSED,
Give yourself A Break.

Enjoy Some..
Icecream/ Choclates/ Candy/ Cake

Why?
B'Coz

STRESSED backwards spelling
is DESSERTS ...enjoy

Alphabetic advice for you:

A B C
Avoid Boring Company..

D E F
Don't Entertain Fools..

G H I
Go for High Ideas .

J K L M
Just Keep a friend like ME..

N O P
Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..

Q R S
Quit Reacting to Silly tales..

T U V
Tune Urself for ur Victory..

W X Y Z
We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life

Very ....beautiful lines pls store it.

ONE Good FRIEND is equal to ONE  Good Medicine. . .

Likewise ONE Good Group is equal to ONE Full medical store...

Six Best Doctors in the World-
1.Sunlight 2.Rest 3.Exercise 4.Diet
5.Self Confidence & 6.Friends

Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy healthy life

If   you   see   the   moon ..... You   see    the    beauty    of    God .....  
If    you   see    the   Sun ..... You   see    the    power   of    God .....   And ....   
If   you   see   the   Mirror. You   see     the    best    Creation of   GOD .

So    Believe   in    YOURSELF. We all are tourists & God is our travel agent who  has already fixed all our Routes Reservations & Destinations
So!
Trust him & Enjoy the "Trip" called LIFE...

Our aim in life should be
9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0

🔹9-glass drinking water.
🔹8-hrs sound sleep.
🔹7-wonders tour with family.
🔹6-days work a week.
🔹5-digit income
🔹4-wheeler.
🔹3-bedroom flat or house
🔹2-cute children.
🔹1-sweetheart.
🔹0-tension!

One Life will never come Again. .. .Live Today. . .
Share to all people who are important to you ...

✅Pass 2 all your contacts. Dr Hardik Shah, CMO, Civil Hospital Mumbai This message📮 is from a group of Doctors in India: (forwarded in public interest) 1) Do not drink APPY FIZZ. It contains Cancer causing agent.. 2) Don't eat Mentos before or after drinking Coke or Pepsi because the Person will die immediately as the mixture becomes CYANIDE.. 3) Don't eat Kurkure because it contains high amount of Plastic. If you don't believe burn Kurkure and you can see Plastic melting.! (News report📝 from "Times of India") 4) Avoid these Tablets, 💊they are very dangerous: * D-cold💊 * Vicks Action-500💊 * Actified💊 * Coldarin💊 * Cosome💊 * Nice💊 * Nimulid💊 * Cetrizet-D💊 They contain Phenyl Propanol-Amide PPA. Which causes Strokes & Are banned in USA🇬🇧...! Please, before deleting, HELP your frnds by passing it..! Let it reach d 121 crores Indians. It might help sum1. Fwd to as many as u can. soo..frwrd it plz.. 🌺 please read and forward Dr. of the United States has found new cancer in human beings, caused by Silver Nitro Oxide. Whenever you buy recharge cards, don’t scratch with your nails, as it contains Silver Nitro Oxide coating and can cause skin cancer. Share this message with your loved ones. Important Health Tips: 👉Answer phone calls with the left ear. 👉Don't take your medicine with cold water.... 👉Don't eat heavy meals after 5pm. 👉Drink more water in the morning, less at night. 👉Best sleeping time is from 10pm to 4 am. 👉Don’t lie down immediately taking medicine or after meals. 👉When phone's battery is low to last bar, don't answer the phone, bcos the radiation is 1000 times stronger. 👉Can you forward this to people you care about? I just did, Kindness costs nothing But Knowledge is power... 🚫🚫🚫 IMPORTANT 🚫🚫🚫 U.S.A. CHEMICAL Research Center Gives New Result : Dont Drink Tea in Plastic Cups n Dont Eat Any Food on Polythene Paper. The plastic reacts to heat n It Will Cause 52 Types of Cancers. So, This Good sms is Equal to 100 Waste sms. Pls Forward to All U care. ❗Plz frwrd.... ❗ Frwrds takes a second. As I received.

✅Pass 2 all your contacts.

Dr Hardik Shah,
CMO, Civil Hospital
Mumbai
This message📮 is from a group of Doctors in India:
(forwarded in public interest)

1) Do not drink APPY FIZZ. It contains Cancer causing agent..

2) Don't eat Mentos before or after drinking Coke or Pepsi because the Person will die immediately as the mixture becomes CYANIDE..

3) Don't eat Kurkure because it contains high amount of Plastic.
If you don't believe burn Kurkure and you can see Plastic melting.!
(News report📝 from "Times of India")

4) Avoid these Tablets, 💊they are very dangerous:
* D-cold💊
* Vicks Action-500💊
* Actified💊
* Coldarin💊
* Cosome💊
* Nice💊
* Nimulid💊
* Cetrizet-D💊

They contain Phenyl Propanol-Amide PPA. Which causes Strokes & Are banned in USA🇬🇧...!

Please, before deleting, HELP your frnds by passing it..!

Let it reach d 121 crores Indians.

It might help sum1. Fwd to as many as u can. soo..frwrd it plz..
🌺
please read and forward

Dr.  of the United States has found  new cancer in human beings, caused by Silver Nitro Oxide. Whenever you buy recharge cards, don’t scratch with your nails, as it contains Silver Nitro Oxide coating and can cause skin cancer. Share this message with your loved ones.
Important Health Tips:
👉Answer phone calls with the left ear.
👉Don't take your medicine with cold water....
👉Don't eat heavy meals after 5pm.
👉Drink more water in the morning, less at night.
👉Best sleeping time is from 10pm to 4 am.
👉Don’t lie down immediately taking medicine  or after meals.
👉When phone's battery is low to last bar, don't answer the phone, bcos the radiation is 1000 times stronger.
👉Can you forward this to people you care about?
I just did,
Kindness costs nothing
But
Knowledge is power...
🚫🚫🚫 IMPORTANT 🚫🚫🚫

U.S.A. CHEMICAL Research Center Gives New Result : Dont Drink Tea in Plastic Cups n Dont Eat Any Food on Polythene Paper. The plastic reacts to heat n It Will Cause 52 Types of Cancers. So, This Good sms is  Equal to 100 Waste sms. Pls Forward to All   U care.

❗Plz frwrd.... ❗

Frwrds takes a second.

As I received.

Once upon a time ..a small boy named Peter lived in a tiny Moroccan village. All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling at him "you are driving me crazy, Peter"... One day his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career... The mother could not accept such a feed back and she took her son out from that school. she even shifted to another city ... 25 years later, that teacher got a cardio disorder and all the doctors advised her to go for an open heart operation which only one surgeon could perform.. Left with no other choice she did it and the surgery was successful ... when she opened her eyes, she saw a handsome doctor smiling at her, being under anesthesia effect, she wanted to thank him but could not talk, in turn, he was staring at her face which started turning blue. She was raising her hand trying to tell him some thing but in vain and eventually died... The doctor was shocked and was trying to understand what just happened, till he turned back and saw Peter working as a cleaner in that hospital who unplugged the ventilator to connect his vacuum cleaner...... If you were thinking that Peter became a doctor, it's because you have been watching too many movies, serials or have read too many motivational fowarded messages...😂 Peter is Peter . 😆😆😆

Once upon a time ..a small boy named Peter lived in a tiny Moroccan village.

All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling at him "you are driving me crazy, Peter"...

One day his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career...

The mother could not accept such a feed back and she took her son out from that school. she even shifted to another city ...

25 years later, that teacher got a cardio disorder and all the doctors advised her to go for an open heart operation which only one surgeon could perform..

Left with no other choice she did it and the surgery was successful ...

when she opened her eyes, she saw a handsome doctor smiling at her, being under anesthesia effect, she wanted to thank him but could not talk, in turn, he was staring at her face which started turning blue.

She was raising her hand trying to tell him some thing but in vain and eventually died...

The doctor was shocked and was trying to understand what just happened, till he turned back and saw Peter working as a cleaner in that hospital who unplugged the ventilator to connect his vacuum cleaner......     

If you were thinking  that Peter became a doctor, it's because you have been watching too many movies, serials or have read too many motivational fowarded messages...😂

Peter is Peter . 😆😆😆

A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE: Name: Girl. Symbol: Gl. Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.. . Physical properties: 1. Boils at any time, 2. Melts when handled with love and care. 3. Very bitter when mishandled. Chemical properties: 1. Very reactive, 2. Highly unstable, 3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items. . Nature: 1. Money reducing agent. 2. Volatile when left alone. . Occurrence: Mostly found in front of the mirrors. Other properties includes: (1) Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque surface area. (2)Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy tabs. (3) Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another Girl(GI) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction. (4) Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs. (5)Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature of 100,000 degree dollar...chemistry for u!.

A new element has been added to the
PERIODIC TABLE:

Name: Girl.
Symbol: Gl.
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask..
.

Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.

Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold,
platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.
.

Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
.

Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.

Other properties includes:
(1) Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque surface area.

(2)Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy tabs.

(3) Very Volatile when a corrosive
element e.g Another Girl(GI) tries to take
her BF by Substitution reaction.

(4) Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of
her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.

(5)Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic
substance like Brazilian Hair
or foreign element like GUCCI combines
with her at a high temperature of
100,000 degree dollar...chemistry for u!.

🐴🏊🐴🏊🐴🏊🐴 Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5? China: Is this a Joke? Japan: Impossible! America: The question's wrong!! UK: Rubbish !! India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!! British: Can u Swim? Indian: No British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims. Indian: Can u Swim? British: Yes! Indian: Then What's the Difference between U & Dog? British Shocked, Faints!! Indian Rocks! 👍 😜 European : Y do U Indians come in all colors, look at us, we R all white..? Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!! 😏😏☺😄😄

🐴🏊🐴🏊🐴🏊🐴

Mathematician:  How to write 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish !!
 
India:  F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts...
anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.
Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between U & Dog?
British Shocked, Faints!!
Indian Rocks! 👍 😜

European : Y do U Indians come in all colors, look at us, we R all white..?
Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!
😏😏☺😄😄

A child's wish (A small story) ========================= A Primary School teacher asks her pupils to write an essay "what wish do you want from God?" At the end of the day, the teacher collects all the essays given by her pupils. She takes them to her house, sits and marking them. while marking the essays, the teacher sees a strange essay written by one of her pupils. That essay made her very emotional. Her husband comes and sits beside her and saw her crying. The husband asked her wife "What happened?" . She answered "Read this. It is one of my pupil's essay." "Oh God, Make me into a Television. I want to live like the TV in my house. . In my house, the TV is very valuable. All of my family members sit around it. They are very interested in it. When the TV is talking, my parents listen to it happily and calmly. They dont shout at the TV. They dont quarrel with the TV. They dont slap at the TV. So I want to become a TV. . The TV is the center of attraction in my house. I want to receive the same special care that the TV receives from my parents. Even when it is not working, the TV has a lot of value. . When my dad and mom come home, immediately they sit in front of the TV, switch on it and spend hours. The TV is stealing the time of my dad and my mom. If I become a TV, they will spend their time with me. . While watching the TV, my parents laugh a lot and they smile many times. But I want my parents should laugh and smile with me. So please make me into a TV. . . And last but not least, If I become a TV, surely I can make my parents happy and entertain them. Lord I don't ask you anything. I just want to live like a TV. Please make me into a TV." . The husband completed reading the essay. He said "My God, poor kid. He feels loneliness. He did not receive enough love and care from his parents. His parents are horrible". . The eyes of the primary School teacher filled with tears. She looked at her husband and said "Our son wrote this essay".

A child's wish (A small story)
=========================
A Primary School teacher asks her pupils to write an essay
"what wish do you want from God?" At the end of the day, the teacher
collects all the essays given by her pupils. She takes them to her
house, sits and marking them. while marking the essays, the teacher
sees a strange essay written by one of her pupils. That essay made
her very emotional. Her husband comes and sits beside her and saw
her crying. The husband asked her wife "What happened?"
.
She answered "Read this. It is one of my pupil's essay."

"Oh God, Make me into a Television.
I want to live like the TV in my house.
.
In my house, the TV is very valuable. All of my family members
sit around it. They are very interested in it.
When the TV is talking, my parents listen to it happily and calmly.
They dont shout at the TV. They dont quarrel with the TV.
They dont slap at the TV. So I want to become a TV.
.
The TV is the center of attraction in my house.
I want to receive the same special care that the TV receives from
my parents. Even when it is not working, the TV has a lot of value.
.
When my dad and mom come home, immediately they sit
in front of the TV, switch on it and spend hours.
The TV is stealing the time of my dad and my mom.
If I become a TV, they will spend their time with me.
.
While watching the TV, my parents laugh a lot and they smile
many times. But I want my parents should laugh and smile with me.
So please make me into a TV. .
.
And last but not least, If I become a TV, surely I can make my parents
happy and entertain them. Lord I don't ask you anything. I just want to
live like a TV. Please make me into a TV."
.
The husband completed reading the essay.
He said "My God, poor kid. He feels loneliness. He did not receive
enough love and care from his parents. His parents are horrible".
.
The eyes of the primary School teacher filled with tears.
She looked at her husband and said "Our son wrote this essay".

Loyalty Tests... Test 1: Wife buys 12 underwears of same colour for hubby..🔻 Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear. Wife- Which people❓😡😡😡 Total silence...😳😁😖😷 Test 2: A couple sees a hot girl.. 😍💃💃 Wife: So big, aren't they? 😳😳 Husband: Yes 👀 Wife: Are they artificial? Husband: I think natural. 😎😎 Wife: Ear-rings & Natural?? 😕😕 . Total Silence 😐😐😐 . Best one Test 3: Men will always be Men - Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on. Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said- "HARI OM" and rest of them said- "WHERE WHERE!" 😆😆😆... 😅

Loyalty Tests...

Test 1:
Wife buys 12 underwears of same colour for hubby..🔻

Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear.
Wife- Which people❓😡😡😡

Total silence...😳😁😖😷

Test 2:
A couple sees a hot girl.. 😍💃💃
Wife: So big, aren't they? 😳😳
Husband: Yes 👀
Wife: Are they artificial?
Husband: I think natural. 😎😎
Wife: Ear-rings & Natural?? 😕😕
.
Total Silence 😐😐😐
.

Best one
Test 3:
Men will always be Men -
Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on. Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said- "HARI OM" and rest of them said- "WHERE WHERE!" 😆😆😆... 😅

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[21/06, 13:52] ‪+91 99510 25240‬: 👉Solve this Murder case (challenge)..👈👈👈👈👎
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Near Mumbai
A👦 man was found murdred on 2-10-2013 wednesday afternon at 12.35pm in his house...... His wife called 👮police at 3:23pm..

Police questioned everyone..
🙍Wife: I was sleeping..
👦 son: i went for movies with my gf

👪Neighbours: We went 4 the marriage..

💂Driver: I went to atm withdraw cash..

👳Cook: I went to Wine shop to buy Wine..
👨gardener: i was in garden the whole time. i didnt hear anythng
.
👲Watch Man: I went to My relative's Marriage..

Police arrested the murderer immediately..♿▫
Who was it? ❓❔
"Reply if u r briliant ♒
with correct reason"
Ans !?❓
[21/06, 13:54] ‪+91 94918 85563‬: Cook: wine shop wont be available on Oct 2nd

All woman please read this "what is man" [ the 1st time , someone has written something good for men also..... !! ======== Ⓜ Who is a MAN❓ ❗A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation. ❗He sacrifices his chocolates🍬 for his sister. ❗He sacrifices his dreams 💭for just a smile on his parents' face. ❗He spends his entire pocket money💰 on buyng gifts💝 for the lady 👰 he loves💞 just to see her smiling ❗He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children👪 by working late at night without any complaint. ❗He builds 🏡their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime. ❗He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss. ❗His life finally ends up only by compromising for others' happiness.🌺 If he goes out, then he's careless ❓ If he stays at home, then he's a lazy❓ If he scolds children, then he's a monster ❓ If he doesn't scold, then he's a irresponsible guy❓ If he stops wife from working, then he's an insecure guy❓ If he doesn't stops wife from working, then he's somebody who lives on wife's earnings ❓ If he listens to mom, then he's mama's boy❓ If he listens to wife, he's wife's slave❓ 💎Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U. 💎Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth!! 👍👍👍 HAPPY MEN'S DAY"❗❗❗ Which never comes..😭😩😰 🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀? Just send this msg to other groups n see the magic.... all balls will start bouncing. Only sender can see this

All woman please read this "what is man"

[ the 1st time , someone has written something good for men also.....  !!

========

  Ⓜ Who is a MAN❓

❗A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation.

  ❗He sacrifices his chocolates🍬 for his  sister.

❗He sacrifices his dreams 💭for just a  smile on his parents' face.

  ❗He spends his entire pocket money💰 on buyng gifts💝 for the lady 👰     he loves💞 just to see her smiling

❗He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children👪 by working late   at night without any complaint.

❗He builds 🏡their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime.

❗He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife  & boss.

❗His life finally ends up only by compromising for others'   happiness.🌺

If he goes out, then he's careless ❓

If he stays at home, then he's a lazy❓

If he scolds children, then he's a monster ❓

If he doesn't scold, then he's a irresponsible guy❓

If he stops wife from working, then he's an insecure guy❓

If he doesn't stops wife from working, then he's somebody who lives on wife's earnings ❓

If he listens to mom, then he's mama's boy❓

If he listens to wife, he's wife's slave❓

  💎Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.

💎Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth!!
👍👍👍

HAPPY MEN'S DAY"❗❗❗
Which never comes..😭😩😰
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A Poor Couple lived in a Small Village in India. They had only 1 Son. They gave him the Best Education. Son Graduated as an Engineer in the nearby City Eventually He got Married to a Rich Girl. Initially, They Lived with His Parents in the Village. Soon the Wife got Tired of Village Life & Persuaded Her Husband to Move to the City Leaving His Old Parents in the Village. As Time went,the Husband saw an Ad in the Newspaper about a Job Vacancy in U.S He was Successful & Lived in U.S for 20 Years with His Wife. Regularly, He used to Send Money to His Parents Eventually with Time, He Stopped & Forgot about His Parents whether They ever Existed. Every Day He Pray & Immediately after each Prayer He used to see Someone telling Him in a Dream that his Prayer is not Accepted. One Day, He Related this Story to a 'Pious Aalim' who Advised Him to go Back to India to Visit His Parents. The Man Flew to India & Reached the Boundary of His Village. Everything was Changed over there. He could not Find His House. So He asked to the Head of the Village about the Whereabouts of His Parents. The Head of the Village directed Him to a House & said: "In this House, Lives an Old Blind Lady who Lost Her Husband a Few Months Ago. She has a Son who Migrated to US 20 Years back & Never came Back again. What an Unfortunate Man." Son enters that Home & Finds His Mother on the Bed. He Tip-Toed as He did not want to Wake Her up. He hears His Mother Whispering or Mumbling Something. He gets Closer to Hear His Mothers Voice. This is what His Mother was Saying: "God ! I am now Very Old & Blind. My Husband just Died. There is no One to Lower Me in My Grave when I Die. So please Send My Son to Fullfill My Last Wish". This is the Ending of a Story where the Prayer of a Mother is Accepted. A Human Body can Bear only 45 Del (units) of Pain. But at the Time of Giving Birth, A Mother feels upto 57 Del (units) of Pain. This is similar to 20 Bones getting Fractured, all at the Same Time. This is just to tell U the extent, to which a Mother Loves Her Child. So, Love Ur Mom till the End of Ur Life. The Lady with whom U Fight almost Everyday, Suffered so much Pain just to give U a Beautiful Life. How many People will U Forward this to ? I do not Mind, if I get this Message again. I Passed it because I Love My ⓂOTHER & FATHER

A Poor Couple lived in a Small Village in India.

They had only 1 Son.

They gave him the Best Education.

Son Graduated as an Engineer in the nearby City

Eventually He got Married to a Rich Girl.

Initially, They Lived with His Parents in the Village.

Soon the Wife got Tired of Village Life & Persuaded Her Husband to Move to the City Leaving His Old Parents in the Village.

As Time went,the Husband saw an Ad in the Newspaper about a
Job Vacancy in U.S

He was Successful & Lived in U.S for 20 Years with His Wife.

Regularly, He used to Send Money to His Parents

Eventually with Time, He Stopped & Forgot about His Parents whether
They ever Existed.

Every Day He Pray & Immediately after each Prayer He used to see Someone telling Him
in a Dream that his Prayer is not Accepted.

One Day, He Related this Story to a 'Pious Aalim' who Advised Him to go Back to India to Visit His Parents.

The Man Flew to India & Reached the Boundary of His Village.

Everything was Changed over there.

He could not Find His House.

So He asked to the Head of the Village about the Whereabouts of His Parents.

The Head of the Village directed Him to a House & said: "In this House, Lives an Old Blind Lady who Lost Her Husband a Few Months Ago. She has a Son who Migrated to
US 20 Years back & Never came Back again. What an Unfortunate Man."

Son enters that Home &
Finds His Mother on the Bed.

He Tip-Toed as He did not want to Wake Her up.

He hears His Mother Whispering or Mumbling Something.

He gets Closer to Hear His Mothers Voice.

This is what His Mother was Saying: "God !
I am now Very Old & Blind.
My Husband just Died.
There is no One to Lower Me in My Grave when I Die. So please Send My Son to Fullfill
My Last Wish".

This is the Ending of a Story where the Prayer of a Mother is Accepted.

A Human Body can Bear only 45 Del (units) of Pain.

But at the Time of Giving Birth, A Mother feels upto 57 Del (units) of Pain.

This is similar to 20 Bones
getting Fractured, all at the Same Time.

This is just to tell U the extent, to which a Mother Loves Her Child.

So, Love Ur Mom till the End of Ur Life.

The Lady with whom U Fight almost Everyday, Suffered so much Pain
just to give U a Beautiful Life.

How many People will U Forward this to ?

I do not Mind, if I get this Message again.

I Passed it because I Love My ⓂOTHER & FATHER

All new Rocking SARDARS back again! Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe___ EVERY YEAR 😬😆 Manager asked sardar at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. 👳 One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! 😜😨 Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi. 😖😠 Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! 😝😜✌ Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. 🙌👉😝😁 Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new 💘😜😝 Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! 😘😍 Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay .. Bombay " Air hostess said: "B silent." Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay" 😳👂💨😂 Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!! 😭😂✨ Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE 👏✋😜😝✨ keep smiling!!

All new Rocking SARDARS back again!

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar:  Oye  ullu  ke  pathe___ EVERY YEAR
😬😆

Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
👳

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
😜😨

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
😖😠

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
😝😜✌

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
🙌👉😝😁

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
💘😜😝

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
😘😍

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay ..
While its landing he shouted: " Bombay .. Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
😳👂💨😂

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
😭😂✨

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
👏✋😜😝✨
keep smiling!!

Intelligent Husband . Wife was busy in packing her clothes. . Husband - Where are you going ? . Wife - I'm moving to my mother. . Husband also starts packing his clothes. . Wife - Now where are you going ? . Husband - I'm also moving to my mother. . Wife - And what about the kids ? . Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother. . Clothes unpacked.😉😄😄😄 Pls read n donot delete u will have a smile on your face😃😃 Short Facts...... ☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀ Wife : "why are u home so early?" Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!" 😆😋 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Doctor : How is ur headache ? Patient : she's out of town. 😄 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life: (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood 😉 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! 😷 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again. 😇 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that. The slide show begins. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - You know why women love shoes? 👠 Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. 😜 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - Why can't Women Drive well? 🚗 Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. 😁 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺🎄 Ans - There are no Shopping Centers.. 😉 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - How to save a Dying Woman? Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. 😋 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it? Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. 😂 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ The woman who invented the phrase ... "All men are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd. 😝 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened.... 😜😜 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Wives are magicians........ They can change anything into an argument. 😆😜 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY? A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don't have a wife! 😜😜😆😜 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it... 😃😄😀😛😜😝😉😎😍☺😘😊

Intelligent Husband
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Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
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Husband - Where are you going ?
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Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
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Husband also starts packing his clothes.
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Wife - Now where are you going ?
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Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
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Wife - And what about the kids ?
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Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
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Clothes unpacked.😉😄😄😄
Pls read n donot delete u will have a smile on your face😃😃

Short Facts......

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Wife : "why are u home so early?"

Hubby :  "My boss said go to hell!"
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Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
       (1) Mobile
       (2) Automobile
       (3) TV
       (4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
😷

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Whisky is a brilliant invention.

One double and you start feeling single again.         
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.

The slide show begins.

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.

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Q - You know why women love shoes? 👠

Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. 😜

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Q - Why can't Women Drive well? 🚗
Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
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Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺🎄

Ans - There are no Shopping Centers..
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Q - How to save a Dying Woman?

Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
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The woman who invented the phrase ...
"All men are the same"
was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened....
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Wives are magicians........

They can change anything into an argument.
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!
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Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it...
😃😄😀😛😜😝😉😎😍☺😘😊

My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!! Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P): 🔸P : What do you do for a living Mr. Husband? 🔹H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank. 🔸P : Your Wife ? 🔹H : She doesn't work. She's a Housewife only. 🔸P : Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning? 🔹H : My Wife, because she doesn't work. 🔸P : At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast? 🔹H : She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast. 🔸P : How do your kids go to school? 🔹H : My wife takes them to school, because she doesn't work. 🔸P : After taking your kids to school, what does she do? 🔹H : She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know, she doesn't work. 🔸P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do? 🔹H : Take rest, because i'm tired after work. 🔸P : What does your wife do then? 🔹H : She prepares meals, serves our kids, prepares meals for me and cleans the dishes, cleans the house then takes the kids to bed. 🔱The daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to late night. That is called 'DOESN'T WORK'??!! 🎋Being Housewives do not need Certificate of Study but their ROLE is very important! 💝Appreciate your wives. Because their sacrifices are uncountable. This should be a reminder and reflection for all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles. Some one asked her....... Are you a working woman or a house- wife ?? She replied : Yes I am a full time working house-wife. I work 24 hours a day..... I'm a "mum", I'm a wife, I'm a daughter, I'm a daughter-in-law..... I'm an Alarm clock, I'm a Cook, I'm a Maid, I'm a Teacher, I'm a waiter, I'm a nanny, I'm a nurse, I'm a handyman, I'm a Security officer, I'm a Counsellor, I'm a comforter, I don't get holidays, I don't get sick leave, I don't get day off...... I work through day and night..... I'm on call...... all hours and get paid with a sentence..... "what do you do all day" Dedicated to all women😘😊 👌🍃Woman is like salt Her presence is never remembered but Her absence makes all the things tasteless !!🐾👍 Pass it to all the lovely ladies.....your Mother. .....your Wife......your daughter ...your sister.....your friend😊

My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!!

Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):

🔸P : What do you do for a living Mr. Husband?
🔹H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank.

🔸P : Your Wife ?
🔹H : She doesn't work. She's a Housewife only.

🔸P : Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning?
🔹H : My Wife, because she doesn't work.

🔸P : At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast?
🔹H : She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast.

🔸P : How do your kids go to school?
🔹H : My wife takes them to school, because she doesn't work.

🔸P : After taking your kids to school, what does she do?
🔹H : She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know, she doesn't work.

🔸P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do?
🔹H : Take rest, because i'm tired after work.

🔸P : What does your wife do then?
🔹H : She prepares meals, serves our kids, prepares meals for me and cleans the dishes, cleans the house then takes the kids to bed.

🔱The daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to late night. That is called 'DOESN'T WORK'??!!

🎋Being Housewives do not need Certificate of Study but their ROLE is very important!

💝Appreciate your wives. Because their sacrifices are uncountable. This should be a reminder and reflection for all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles.

Some one asked her.......
Are you a working woman or a house-
wife ??
She replied : Yes I am a full time
working house-wife.
I work 24 hours a day.....
I'm a "mum",
I'm a wife,
I'm a daughter,
I'm a daughter-in-law.....
I'm an Alarm clock,
I'm a Cook,
I'm a Maid,
I'm a Teacher,
I'm a waiter,
I'm a nanny,
I'm a nurse,
I'm a handyman,
I'm a Security officer,
I'm a Counsellor,
I'm a comforter,
I don't get holidays,
I don't get sick leave,
I don't get day off......
I work through day and night.....
I'm on call......
all hours and get paid with a
sentence.....
"what do you do all day"

Dedicated to all women😘😊
👌🍃Woman is like salt
Her presence is never remembered but Her absence makes all the things tasteless !!🐾👍

Pass it to all the lovely ladies.....your Mother. .....your Wife......your daughter ...your sister.....your friend😊

😃😀😝💃 "SIXTH SENSE " Blind man in a Hotel... Manager - Menu Sir ?? Man - I'm blind, just bring me ur kitchen spoon, I'll smell it & order. Manager got a spoon Blind man smelt & said "Yes, I'll have garlic bread with seasoned potatoes... "Unbelievable" said the manager... Every week he came & was correct each time. Once manager wanted to trick him, He went to the kitchen and told his wife Maria "Rub this spoon on ur lips". She rubs it on her lips and gives it to her hubby... Blind man smelt & said, "Oh ! My God......!! My classmate Maria also works here!! Manager fainted !!! 😝😝😝😝😝😝😜 😘😘😘😘😘😘😜 Dont laugh alone pass it on !!!

😃😀😝💃
"SIXTH SENSE "

Blind man in a Hotel...

Manager - Menu Sir ??

Man - I'm blind, just bring me ur kitchen spoon, I'll smell it & order.

Manager got a spoon
Blind man smelt & said "Yes, I'll have garlic bread with seasoned potatoes...

"Unbelievable" said the manager...

Every week he came & was correct each time.

Once manager wanted to trick him, He went to the kitchen and told his wife
Maria "Rub this spoon on ur lips". She rubs it on her lips and gives it to her hubby...

Blind man smelt & said,
"Oh ! My God......!!
My classmate Maria also works here!!

Manager fainted !!!
😝😝😝😝😝😝😜
😘😘😘😘😘😘😜

Dont laugh alone pass it on !!!

*Super insults 😂😄😜😛😝😂😂😂* Smart answer by a female... On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him... 'Nice perfume.....which one is it?... I want to gift it to my wife..!!' Lady 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!' 😜😜😜 A letter from a teacher to a parent: Dear Parent, Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him. Parent's answer: Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him...... 😂😂😂 😝😝😝😝😝😝 .................................. Mother to Son: Who is Tippu Sultan ? Son : Don't know 😏 Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 👀 Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ? Mother : Don't know Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also 😝😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 .......................................... A cute excuse: Teacher-Y r u late? Student-Mom & dad were fighting. Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting? Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's.. 😂😂😝😜 🎉💐🍻🎭🎷🌾🌾💃😃😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👍👍 👆Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand?? Salesman: Rs.18,000/- Girl: OMG Girl: and iphone?? . . Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG Girl: 😨😠😡 Salesman: 😆😝😂 Wife : I hate that beggar. Husband : Why ? Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book How to Cook !!! 😄😃😜😝 👌😂😜😃😄 Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working. Wife: did u drink Husband : no Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase 😜😂😝🍻👍 Dont laugh alone. Pass it on 😂😂😂 to ur buddies...

*Super insults 😂😄😜😛😝😂😂😂*

Smart answer by a female...

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'

Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
😜😜😜

A letter from a teacher to a parent:

Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......
😂😂😂
😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know 😏
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 👀
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
😝😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
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A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
😂😂😝😜

🎉💐🍻🎭🎷🌾🌾💃😃😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👍👍
👆Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: 😨😠😡
Salesman: 😆😝😂

Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!  😄😃😜😝
👌😂😜😃😄

Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

Wife: did u drink
Husband : no

Wife:  Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase
😜😂😝🍻👍

Dont laugh alone. Pass it on 😂😂😂 to ur buddies...

Dis is one of best suspense jokes A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. "Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side." Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?" He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life." She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my boss died in the middle of a meeting ..

Dis is one of best suspense jokes

A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying,
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?'

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this,
"God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.

He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said,
"I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my boss died in the middle of a meeting ..

Which Month Baby are you ? JANUARY BABY Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins to 1 person and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality. FEBRUARY BABY Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins to 2 people and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match. MARCH BABY Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you repost this to 3 people in the next 5 mins, you will get new hike in your professional life. APRIL BABY Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. hot but has brains. If you repost this to 4 people in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days. MAY BABY Stubborn and hard-hearted . Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this to 5 people in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak to much in the next 4 days. JUNE BABY Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be with friends . Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this to 6 people in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days JULY BABY You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. Loves attention.You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. Likes talking and singing. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself -heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this to 7 people in 5minutes AUGUST BABY outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost to 8 people in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month. SEPTEMBER BABY Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. if you do not repost this to 9 people in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days. OCTOBER BABY Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty.Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this to 10 people in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years. NOVEMBER BABY Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Gets hurt on small things from close ones. Very caring and loving to their partner and family. Stubborn. Usually, the greatest men and women are born in this month. If you are already in a relationship with someone in this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost to 11 people in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month. DECEMBER BABY This straight-up means ur the most good-looking person possible... better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. If you dont repost this to 12 people curse will follow you till one year. DONT FORGETT SHARE :)

Which Month Baby are you ?

JANUARY BABY

Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins to 1 person and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.

FEBRUARY BABY

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins to 2 people and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.

MARCH BABY

Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you repost this to 3 people in the next 5 mins, you will get new hike in your professional life.

APRIL BABY

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. hot but has brains. If you repost this to 4 people in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

MAY BABY

Stubborn and hard-hearted . Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this to 5 people in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.

JUNE BABY

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be with friends . Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this to 6 people in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days

JULY BABY

You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. Loves attention.You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. Likes talking and singing. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself -heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this to 7 people in 5minutes

AUGUST BABY

outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost to 8 people in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.

SEPTEMBER BABY

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. if you do not repost this to 9 people in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.

OCTOBER BABY

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty.Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this to 10 people in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.

NOVEMBER BABY

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Gets hurt on small things from close ones. Very caring and loving to their partner and family. Stubborn. Usually, the greatest men and women are born in this month. If you are already in a relationship with someone in this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost to 11 people in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.

DECEMBER BABY

This straight-up means ur the most good-looking person possible... better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. If you dont repost this to 12 people curse will follow you till one year.

DONT FORGETT SHARE :)

Whats Your Month Of Birth..? . 1. JANUARY - Pretty/handsome. Lovesto dream, Recover when hurt, Down-to-Earth and Stubborn. . 2. FEBRUARY - Easily hurt, Gets angry really easily but doe shows it. . 3. MARCH - Hardly shows emotions, Tends to bottle up Feelings. . 4. APRIL - Work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. . 5. MAY - Attracts others and loves attention. . 6. JUNE - love to make New friends, a great flirt And more than likely very attractive. . 7. JULY - Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. . 8. AUGUST - Always a suspect. Playful, Mysterious 'Charming' Loves music, Daydreamer, Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted... . 9. SEPTEMBER - Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave, fearless, Adventurous Loving and caring. . 10. OCTOBER - Loves to chat, Lies but doesn't pretend,Always making friend Easily hurt but recovers easily, Extremely smart, but definitely hottest AND sexiest of them all. . 11. NOVEMBER - Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous, playful, but secretive and independent. . 12. DECEMBER - good-looking, better than all these other months, Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything, hard to understand,Loveable and Easily hurt.. (Mine is april) Which is your Month Of Birth ?? tell it's a damn true .

Whats Your Month Of Birth..?
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1. JANUARY - Pretty/handsome. Lovesto dream,
Recover when hurt, Down-to-Earth and Stubborn.
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2. FEBRUARY - Easily hurt, Gets angry really
easily but doe shows it.
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3. MARCH - Hardly shows emotions, Tends to
bottle up Feelings.
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4. APRIL - Work well with others. Very confident.
Sensitive.
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5. MAY - Attracts others and loves attention.
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6. JUNE - love to make New friends, a great flirt
And more than likely very attractive.
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7. JULY - Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation.
Easily Emotional temperamental and
unpredictable.
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8. AUGUST - Always a suspect. Playful,
Mysterious 'Charming' Loves music, Daydreamer,
Easily distracted. Hates
not being trusted...
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9. SEPTEMBER - Consoling,
friendly and solves people's problems. Brave,
fearless, Adventurous Loving and caring.
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10. OCTOBER - Loves to chat, Lies but doesn't
pretend,Always making friend Easily hurt but
recovers easily, Extremely smart, but definitely
hottest AND sexiest of them all.
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11. NOVEMBER - Trustworthy and loyal. Very
passionate and dangerous, playful, but secretive
and independent.
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12. DECEMBER - good-looking, better than all
these other months, Loyal and generous.
Patriotic. Competitive in everything, hard to
understand,Loveable and Easily hurt..
(Mine is april)

Which is your Month Of Birth ?? tell it's a damn true .

Telugu samethalu English lo: 1) Sitting, eating mountains melting..... 2) Marriage coming Vomiting Coming No Waiting....!! 3) Aunty property son-in-law donating.....!! 4) Rameswaram going Saneswaram not leaving..... 5) Smiling lady crying gent don’t believe......!! 6) Hands’ burning leaves catching.....!! 7)Ramayan hearing rama sita a relation asking.....!! 8)Education coming Mind going..... 9) Crow baby crow kiss..... 10) Gents salary ladies age don’t ask......!! 11) 1000 lies tell do one marriage...... 12) For jaundice person all looks Yellow....!!! 13) Village marriage dogs hurry.....!! 14) No wife, No pregnancy son’s name somalingam..... 15) In front there is crocodile festival 16)Yenki's marrage, subbi's death coming..... 17) Having gone keeping also gone....😝😝

Telugu samethalu English lo:

1) Sitting, eating mountains melting.....
2) Marriage coming Vomiting Coming No Waiting....!!
3) Aunty property son-in-law donating.....!!
4) Rameswaram going Saneswaram not leaving.....
5) Smiling lady crying gent don’t believe......!!
6) Hands’ burning leaves catching.....!!
7)Ramayan hearing rama sita a relation asking.....!!
8)Education coming Mind going.....
9) Crow baby crow kiss.....
10) Gents salary ladies age don’t ask......!!
11) 1000 lies tell do one marriage......
12) For jaundice person all looks Yellow....!!!
13) Village marriage dogs hurry.....!!
14) No wife, No pregnancy son’s name somalingam.....
15) In front there is crocodile festival
16)Yenki's marrage, subbi's death coming.....
17) Having gone keeping also gone....😝😝

Intelligent Husband . Wife was busy in packing her clothes. . Husband - Where are you going ? . Wife - I'm moving to my mother. . Husband also starts packing his clothes. . Wife - Now where are you going ? . Husband - I'm also moving to my mother. . Wife - And what about the kids ? . Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother. . Clothes unpacked.😉😄😄😄 Pls read n donot delete u will have a smile on your face😃😃 Short Facts...... ☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀ Wife : "why are u home so early?" Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!" 😆😋 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Doctor : How is ur headache ? Patient : she's out of town. 😄 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life: (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood 😉 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! 😷 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again. 😇 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that. The slide show begins. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - You know why women love shoes? 👠 Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. 😜 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - Why can't Women Drive well? 🚗 Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. 😁 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺🎄 Ans - There are no Shopping Centers.. 😉 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - How to save a Dying Woman? Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. 😋 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it? Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. 😂 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ The woman who invented the phrase ... "All men are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd. 😝 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened.... 😜😜 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Wives are magicians........ They can change anything into an argument. 😆😜 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY? A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don't have a wife! 😜😜😆😜 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it... 😃😄😀😛😜😝😉😎😍☺😘😊

Intelligent Husband
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Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
.
Husband - Where are you going ?
.
Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
.
Husband also starts packing his clothes.
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Wife - Now where are you going ?
.
Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
.
Wife - And what about the kids ?
.
Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
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Clothes unpacked.😉😄😄😄
Pls read n donot delete u will have a smile on your face😃😃

Short Facts......

☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀

Wife : "why are u home so early?"

Hubby :  "My boss said go to hell!"
😆😋
        
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Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.
😄

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
       (1) Mobile
       (2) Automobile
       (3) TV
       (4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood
😉

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
😷

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Whisky is a brilliant invention.

One double and you start feeling single again.         
😇

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.

The slide show begins.

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.

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Q - You know why women love shoes? 👠

Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. 😜

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Q - Why can't Women Drive well? 🚗
Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
😁
          
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Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺🎄

Ans - There are no Shopping Centers..
😉
          
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Q - How to save a Dying Woman?

Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
😋
          
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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
😂
          
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The woman who invented the phrase ...
"All men are the same"
was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.
😝
          
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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened....
😜😜
          
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Wives are magicians........

They can change anything into an argument.
😆😜
          
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!
😜😜😆😜

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Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it...
😃😄😀😛😜😝😉😎😍☺😘😊

Steve jobs last words.... I've reached the peak of success in the business. In the eyes of others, my life has been a symbol of success. However, apart from the job, I have little joy. Finally, my wealth is nothing more than a fact that I'm used to it. At this point, lying in the bed of the hospital and recalling all my life, I realize that all the praise and the riches of the one that I was so proud, have become something insignificant in the face of imminent death. In the dark, when I look at the green lights of the equipment for the artificial respiration and feel the buzz of their mechanical sounds, I can feel the breath of the nearness of death that I was coming. Only now I understand that, once you earn enough money for the rest of your life, that we need to pursue other objectives that are not related to wealth. There must be something more important: For example, the stories of love, the art, the dreams of my childhood... Don't stop chasing wealth, it can only turn a person into a being twisted, just like me. God has formed in a way that we can feel the love in the heart of each and every one of us, and not illusions built by the fame or the money I made in my life, I can't take them with me. I can only bring with me the memories that were strengthened by love. This is the real wealth that will follow you; will accompany you, give him the strength and the light to go forward. Love can travel thousands of miles and so life has no limits. Move it wherever you want to go. Strive to reach the goals that you want to achieve. Everything is in your heart and in your hands. What is the most expensive bed in the world? The hospital bed. You, if you have money, you can hire someone to drive your car, but you can't hire someone to take your illness rather than carry it yourself. Material things that are lost can be found. But there's one thing that can never be found when it loses: life. Whatever the stage of life in which we are at this moment, in the end we're going to have to face the day when the curtain falls. Do treasure in the love for your family, in the love for your husband or wife, in the love for your friends... Be good and take care of others.

Steve jobs last words.... I've reached the peak of success in the business.
In the eyes of others, my life has been a symbol of success.
However, apart from the job, I have little joy. Finally, my wealth is nothing more than a fact that I'm used to it.
At this point, lying in the bed of the hospital and recalling all my life, I realize that all the praise and the riches of the one that I was so proud, have become something insignificant in the face of imminent death.
In the dark, when I look at the green lights of the equipment for the artificial respiration and feel the buzz of their mechanical sounds, I can feel the breath of the nearness of death that I was coming.
Only now I understand that, once you earn enough money for the rest of your life, that we need to pursue other objectives that are not related to wealth.
There must be something more important:
For example, the stories of love, the art, the dreams of my childhood...
Don't stop chasing wealth, it can only turn a person into a being twisted, just like me.
God has formed in a way that we can feel the love in the heart of each and every one of us, and not illusions built by the fame or the money I made in my life, I can't take them with me.
I can only bring with me the memories that were strengthened by love.
This is the real wealth that will follow you; will accompany you, give him the strength and the light to go forward.
Love can travel thousands of miles and so life has no limits. Move it wherever you want to go. Strive to reach the goals that you want to achieve. Everything is in your heart and in your hands.
What is the most expensive bed in the world? The hospital bed.
You, if you have money, you can hire someone to drive your car, but you can't hire someone to take your illness rather than carry it yourself.
Material things that are lost can be found. But there's one thing that can never be found when it loses: life.
Whatever the stage of life in which we are at this moment, in the end we're going to have to face the day when the curtain falls.
Do treasure in the love for your family, in the love for your husband or wife, in the love for your friends...
Be good and take care of others.

Late at night after their 25th anniversary party was over, in a dark living room his wife saw him whispering on the phone. She quietly walked into him, he hangs up , she asked him to who he was speaking. He answers her "I was talking to my 2nd wife who I got married to secretly 2 years back,)." She asked him, "but u never told me that". He says "I did not want to hurt ur feeling." She tells him, "That's ok darling, I am an understanding wife." He started crying loud with tears. She pacified him and tells him lets not wake up the kids held his hand and takes him to a seperate room. for the rest of the story click on the link http://i.imgur.com/QN946.gif

Late at night after their 25th anniversary party was over, in a dark living room his wife saw him whispering on the phone.
She quietly walked into him, he hangs up , she asked him to who he was speaking.
He answers her "I was talking to my 2nd wife who I got married to secretly 2 years back,)."
She asked him, "but u never told me that".
He says "I did not want to hurt ur feeling." 
She tells him, "That's ok darling, I am an understanding wife."
He started crying loud with tears. 
She pacified him and tells him lets not wake up the kids held his hand and takes him to a seperate room.

for the rest of the story click on the link http://i.imgur.com/QN946.gif

DO YOU KNOW 🤔 🙄40% of the people who are hospitalized either borrow money or sell assets to cover medical expenses. 🙄16% of Indians are pushed into Poverty by rising health care costs. Source : World Health Organisation Be Wise, dnt let medical emergencies detoriate your finances, they are for your future needs. Opt for Health Insurance. For a 30 yr Male with wife n 2 kids the premium ranges between 12000 to 15000 for a 20 lac Cover which eventually increases to 30 lac after 5 claim free years.

DO YOU KNOW 🤔

🙄40% of the people who are hospitalized either borrow money or sell assets to cover medical expenses.

🙄16% of Indians are pushed into Poverty by rising health care costs.

Source : World Health Organisation

Be Wise, dnt let medical emergencies detoriate your finances, they are for your future needs. Opt for Health Insurance.

For a 30 yr Male with wife n 2 kids the premium ranges between 12000 to 15000 for a 20 lac Cover which eventually increases to 30 lac after 5 claim free years.

At age 5 his Father died. At age 16 he quit school. At age 17 he had already lost four jobs. At age 18 he got married. Between ages 18 and 22, he was a railroad conductor and failed. He joined the army and washed out there. He applied for law school he was rejected. He became an insurance sales man and failed again. At age 19 he became a father. At age 20 his wife left him and took their baby daughter. He became a cook and dishwasher in a small cafe. He failed in an attempt to kidnap his own daughter, and eventually he convinced his wife to return home. At age 65 he retired. On the 1st day of retirement he received a cheque from the Government for $105. He felt that the Government was saying that he couldn’t provide for himself. He decided to commit suicide, it wasn’t worth living anymore; he had failed so much. He sat under a tree writing his will, but instead, he wrote what he would have accomplished with his life. He realised there was much more that he hadn’t done. There was one thing he could do better than anyone he knew. And that was how to cook. So he borrowed $87 against his cheque and bought and fried up some chicken using his recipe, and went door to door to sell them to his neighbours in Kentucky. Remember at age 65 he was ready to commit suicide. But at age 88 Colonel Sanders, founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) Empire was a billionaire. Moral of the story: Attitude. It's never too late to start all over. MOST IMPORTANLY, IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE. NEVER GIVE UP NO MATTER HOW HARD IT GETS. You have what it takes to be successful. Go for it and make a difference.

At age 5 his Father died.

At age 16 he quit school.

At age 17 he had already lost four jobs.

At age 18 he got married.

Between ages 18 and 22, he was a railroad conductor and failed.

He joined the army and washed out there.

He applied for law school he was rejected.

He became an insurance sales man and failed again.

At age 19 he became a father.

At age 20 his wife left him and took their baby daughter.

He became a cook and dishwasher in a small cafe.

He failed in an attempt to kidnap his own daughter, and eventually he convinced his wife to return home.

At age 65 he retired.

On the 1st day of retirement he received a cheque from the Government for $105.

He felt that the Government was saying that he couldn’t provide for himself.

He decided to commit suicide, it wasn’t worth living anymore; he had failed so much.

He sat under a tree writing his will, but instead, he wrote what he would have accomplished with his life. He realised there was much more that he hadn’t done. There was one thing he could do better than anyone he knew. And that was how to cook.

So he borrowed $87 against his cheque and bought and fried up some chicken using his recipe, and went door to door to sell them to his neighbours in Kentucky.

Remember at age 65 he was ready to commit suicide.

But at age 88 Colonel Sanders, founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) Empire was a billionaire.

Moral of the story: Attitude. It's never too late to start all over.

MOST IMPORTANLY, IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE. NEVER GIVE UP NO MATTER HOW HARD IT GETS.

You have what it takes to be successful. Go for it and make a difference.

[17/02, 18:42] Kamesh ISIT: Solve This: A man locked his personal computer with a password and wrote some phrases in the hint box. One day his wife tries to login in his absence using the hints which contained the following: 4 grapes 🍇🍇🍇🍇 1 apple 🍎 7 bananas 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 7 mangoes 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋 2 pineapples 🍍🍍 1 orange 🍊 8 pomegranates 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 What is the password ? IAS question............ let's c who is intelligent in our group....... [17/02, 18:43] Sowjanya Potti TISI: Passion

[17/02, 18:42] Kamesh ISIT: Solve This:

A man locked his personal computer with a password and wrote some phrases in the hint box.

One day his wife tries to login in his absence using the hints which contained the following:

4 grapes 🍇🍇🍇🍇
1 apple 🍎
7 bananas 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
7 mangoes 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋
2 pineapples 🍍🍍
1 orange 🍊
8 pomegranates 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

What is the password ?
IAS question............
let's c who is intelligent in our group.......
[17/02, 18:43] Sowjanya Potti TISI: Passion

I laughed.. I m sure u will atleast smile 😊 A wealthy manager was driving in his car when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the manager said. "But sir, I have a wife and five children with me. They are over there, under that tree". "Bring them along," the manager replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and seven children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the manager answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as it was. One of the poor fellows turned to mr. Manager and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The manager replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 meter high!" Lesson: Never trust managers... They will take u to any extreme to finish their job. And there is nothing like KIND MANAGERS 😜 Dedicated to all managers and upcoming managers 😂😂lol😜

I laughed..
I m sure u will atleast smile 😊

A wealthy manager was driving in his car when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the manager said.

"But sir, I have a wife and five children with me. They are over there, under that tree".

"Bring them along," the manager replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and seven children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the manager answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as it was.

One of the poor fellows turned to mr. Manager and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The manager replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 meter high!"

Lesson: Never trust managers... They will take u to any extreme to finish their job.

And there is nothing like KIND MANAGERS 😜

Dedicated to all managers and upcoming managers 😂😂lol😜

Don't know who wrote this.. Hats off to him Man O Man! When without money, eats vegetables at home; When has money, eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant. . When without money, rides bicycle; When has money rides the same ‘exercise machine’. . When without money walks to earn food When has money, walks to burn fat; Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself! . When without money, wishes to get married; When has money, wishes to get divorced. . When without money, wife becomes secretary; When has money, secretary becomes wife. . When without money, acts like a rich man; When has money acts like a poor man. Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth! . Says share market is bad, but keeps speculating; Says money is evil, but keeps accumulating. . Says high Positions are lonely, but keeps wanting them. . Says gambling & drinking is bad, but keeps indulging; Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means.. "I slept on benches and everyday borrowed 20Rs from friend to travel to film city" - Sharukh khan "I failed in 8th standard" -Sachin Tendulkar "During my secondary school, I was dropped from school basketball team" -MichelI Jordan "I was rejected for the job in All India Radio bcoz of my heavy voice" - Amitabh Bacchan "I used to work in petrol Bunks" - Dhirubhai Ambani "I was rejected in the interview of Pilot" - Abdul Kalam "I didn't even complete my university education" - Bill Gates "I was a dyslexic kid" - Tom Cruize "I was raped at the age of 9 " - Oprah Winfrey "I used to serve tea at a shop to support my football training" - Lionel Messi "I used to sleep on the floor in friends rooms, returning Coke bottles for food, money, and getting weekly free meals at a local temple" -Steve Jobs "My teachers used to call me a failure" - Tony Blair "I was in prison for 27 years" -Nelson Mandela and here comes the "THALIVA" "At the age of 30, I was a bus conductor" -Rajnikant He worked for a textile factory for six months, without anyone suspecting that his parents were movie stars. - SURYA sivakumar "Friends, there are many such people who struggled.. Life is not about what you couldn't do so far, it's about what you can still do. Wait n dont ever give up.. Miracles happen every day.... Rs.20 seems too much to give a beggar but it seems okay when its given as tip at a fancy restaurant. After a whole day of work, Hours at the gym seem alright but helping your Mother out at home seems like a burden. Praying to god for 3 min takes too much time but watching a movie for 3 hours doesn't. Wait a whole year for Valentine's day but we always forget Mother's day. Two poor starving kids sitting on the pavement weren't given even a slice of Bread but a painting of them sold for lakhs of Rupees. We don't think twice About forwarding jokes But we will rethink about sending this message on. Think about It.. Make a change. Coz u can .... Six Easy ways to earn, even after death. 1) Give a smile or gift to someone. Each time u gift or smile, it will make someone's day.....u gain. 2) Donate a wheelchair to a hospital. Each time sick person uses it, u gain. 3) Participate in building an orphanage, hospital, school or college. Anybody uses it, u gain. 4) Place a water cooler in a public place. Anybody drinks water, u gain. 5) Plant a tree. Whenever a person, animal sits in its shade or eats from it, u gain. 6) And the easiest of all is to Share this message with people. Even if 1 applies any of the above, u gain. I just did.✌💐👍🎁

Don't know who wrote this.. Hats off to him

Man O Man!
When without money,
eats vegetables at home;
When has money,
eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
.
When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money rides the same ‘exercise machine’.
.
When without money walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn fat;

Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
.
When without money,
wishes to get married;
When has money,
wishes to get divorced.
.
When without money,
wife becomes secretary;
When has money,
secretary becomes wife.
.
When without money, acts like a rich man;
When has money acts like a poor man.
Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
.
Says share market is bad,
but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil,
but keeps accumulating.
.
Says high Positions are lonely,
but keeps wanting them.
.
Says gambling & drinking is bad,
but keeps indulging;

Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means..
"I slept on benches and
everyday borrowed 20Rs
from friend to travel to
film city"
- Sharukh khan

"I failed in 8th standard"
-Sachin Tendulkar

"During my secondary
school, I was dropped
from school basketball
team"
-MichelI Jordan

"I was rejected for the
job in All India Radio
bcoz of my heavy voice"
- Amitabh Bacchan

"I used to work in petrol
Bunks"
- Dhirubhai Ambani

"I was rejected in the
interview of Pilot"
- Abdul Kalam

"I didn't even complete
my university education"
- Bill Gates

"I was a dyslexic kid"
- Tom Cruize

"I was raped at the
age of 9 "
- Oprah Winfrey

"I used to serve tea at
a shop to support my
football training"
- Lionel Messi

"I used to sleep on the
floor in friends rooms,
returning Coke bottles
for food, money, and
getting weekly free
meals at a local temple"
-Steve Jobs

"My teachers used to
call me a failure"
- Tony Blair

"I was in prison for 27
years"
-Nelson Mandela

and here comes the
"THALIVA"

"At the age of 30, I was
a bus conductor"
-Rajnikant

He worked for a textile factory for six months, without anyone suspecting that his parents were movie stars.
-  SURYA sivakumar

"Friends, there are
many such people who
struggled..

Life is not about what
you couldn't do so far,
it's about what you can
still do.
Wait n dont ever give up..
Miracles happen every
day....
                             
Rs.20 seems too much
to give a beggar but it
seems okay when its
given as tip at a fancy
restaurant.

After a whole day of
work, Hours at the gym
seem alright but helping
your Mother out at home
seems like a burden.

Praying to god for 3 min
takes too much time but
watching a movie for 3
hours doesn't.

Wait a whole year for
Valentine's day but we
always forget Mother's
day.

Two poor starving kids
sitting on the pavement
weren't given even a slice
of Bread but a painting of
them sold for lakhs of
Rupees.

We don't think twice
About forwarding jokes
But we will rethink about
sending this message on.

Think about It..
Make a change. Coz u can ....
Six Easy ways to earn, even after death.

1) Give a smile or gift to someone.
Each time u gift or smile, it will make someone's day.....u gain.

2) Donate a wheelchair to a hospital. Each time sick person uses it, u gain.

3) Participate in building an orphanage, hospital, school or college.
Anybody uses it, u gain.

4) Place a water cooler in a public place. Anybody drinks water, u gain.

5) Plant a tree. Whenever a person, animal sits in its shade or eats from it, u gain.

6) And the easiest of all is to Share this message with people. Even if 1 applies any of the
above, u gain.

I just did.✌💐👍🎁

ఆలోచిద్దాం... ఆచరిద్దాం.. పాటిద్దాం.. "" ఇండియాలో పేదలున్నారు కానీ, పేద దేశం కాదు..! "" "" ఇండియాలో అభివృద్ధి ఉంది.. అలాగని అభివృద్ధి చెందిన దేశం కాదు... "" కారణాలు ఇవే... »» మనదేశంలో కిలో బియ్యం 50/-.. అదే సిమ్ కార్డు అయితే ఫ్రీ.. »» మనం అంబులెన్స్ కు ఫోన్ చేస్తే దానికంటే ముందు పిజ్జా మన ఇంటికి ముందు వస్తుంది... »» కారు లోనుకి వడ్డి 5% అయితే , చదువుకోవడానికి మాత్రం బ్యాంకులు వసూలు చేసేది 12% వడ్డీ... »» మనం కాళ్ళకు వేసుకొనే చెప్పులు ఏ/సి రూముల్లో కొంటున్నాం.. ఆహార పదర్థాలు రోడ్డు మీద కొంటున్నాం... »» పర్యావరణం కాలుష్యం చేసే ఫ్యాక్టరీలకు 24 గంటల కరెంటు ఇస్తున్నాం... కానీ అన్నం పండించే రైతన్నకు 7 గంటల కరెంటు మాత్రమే ఇస్తున్నాం... ఇది మన దేశ వ్యవస్థ.... పోరాడాలనుకున్న ప్రతి వ్యక్తి ఈ పోస్ట్ ను షేర్ చేయండి.... Petrol Rs.4 perigindhi. PETROL PRICES AROUND D WORLD Pakistan. Rs 26.00 Bangladesh Rs 22.00 Cuba Rs 19.00 Italy. Rs 14.00 Nepal. Rs. 34.00 Burma. Rs. 30.00 Afghanistan. Rs 36.00 Sri Lanka. Rs. 34.00 INDIA. Rs. 69.00 Idhi ela Basic cost per 1litre. 16.50 + Centre Tax. 11.80% + Excise Duty. 9.75% + Vat Cess. 4% + State Tax. 8% Mottham kalipi Rs 50.05 per 1 litre. + now another Rs 19. Extra. E 19/- ki explaination ledu. What a great job by the GOVT. Of INDIA !!!!!!!! PASS THIS MESSAGE TO ALL INDIANS. Mukesh Ambani's Dream House 7 years construction finished, 4 lakhs squre ft, 27 floors, 9 lifts, 3 heli pads, 1 theatre, 1 gym, 1 park, 168 car parking, 600 rooms, 600 servants, world's LARGEST RICHEST SINGLE FAMILY HOUSE.. Total cost Rs.4700/- crores only. Last month Mukesh moved with his wife & 3 childrens in to home 1st month electricty bill is 71 lacs. Incredible INDIA.! Balisina vallaki red corpet. desam elantidi ante, ambulance kanna pizza fast ga vasthundhi Car Loan 7% mari Education Loan 12%.. Rice emo Rs. 40/kg mari sim card emo free Kanaka Durga pooja chestham, aadapilla pudithe champestham... Olympic Shooter ki Swarna Padhakam (gold medal) Veellaki government 3 crores isthundhi Mari inko Shooter BORDER lo shathruvutho poraadi chani pothe Vaariki 1lakh. Please Forward to all INDIANS:-) Jai HIND.. Vande Maataram.

ఆలోచిద్దాం... ఆచరిద్దాం.. పాటిద్దాం..

"" ఇండియాలో పేదలున్నారు కానీ, పేద దేశం కాదు..! ""
"" ఇండియాలో అభివృద్ధి ఉంది.. అలాగని అభివృద్ధి చెందిన దేశం కాదు... "" కారణాలు ఇవే...

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»» మనం అంబులెన్స్ కు ఫోన్ చేస్తే దానికంటే ముందు పిజ్జా మన ఇంటికి ముందు వస్తుంది...

»» కారు లోనుకి వడ్డి 5% అయితే , చదువుకోవడానికి మాత్రం బ్యాంకులు వసూలు చేసేది 12% వడ్డీ...

»» మనం కాళ్ళకు వేసుకొనే చెప్పులు ఏ/సి రూముల్లో కొంటున్నాం.. ఆహార పదర్థాలు రోడ్డు మీద కొంటున్నాం...

»» పర్యావరణం కాలుష్యం చేసే ఫ్యాక్టరీలకు 24 గంటల కరెంటు ఇస్తున్నాం... కానీ అన్నం పండించే రైతన్నకు 7 గంటల కరెంటు మాత్రమే ఇస్తున్నాం...
ఇది మన దేశ వ్యవస్థ....

పోరాడాలనుకున్న ప్రతి వ్యక్తి ఈ పోస్ట్ ను షేర్ చేయండి....
Petrol Rs.4 perigindhi.

PETROL PRICES AROUND D WORLD
Pakistan. Rs 26.00
Bangladesh Rs 22.00
Cuba Rs 19.00
Italy. Rs 14.00
Nepal. Rs. 34.00
Burma. Rs. 30.00
Afghanistan. Rs 36.00
Sri Lanka. Rs. 34.00
INDIA. Rs. 69.00
Idhi ela
Basic cost per 1litre. 16.50
+ Centre Tax. 11.80%
+ Excise Duty. 9.75%
+ Vat Cess. 4%
+ State Tax. 8%
Mottham kalipi Rs 50.05 per 1 litre. +
now another Rs 19. Extra. E 19/- ki
explaination ledu. What a great job
by the GOVT. Of INDIA !!!!!!!!
PASS THIS MESSAGE TO ALL INDIANS.
Mukesh Ambani's
Dream House 7 years construction
finished,
4 lakhs squre ft,
27 floors,
9 lifts,
3 heli pads,
1 theatre,
1 gym,
1 park,
168 car parking,
600 rooms,
600 servants,
world's LARGEST RICHEST
SINGLE FAMILY HOUSE..
Total cost
Rs.4700/- crores only.
Last month Mukesh
moved with his wife &
3 childrens in to home
1st month electricty
bill is 71 lacs.
Incredible INDIA.!
Balisina vallaki red corpet.
desam elantidi ante, ambulance
kanna pizza fast ga vasthundhi
Car Loan
7% mari
Education Loan
12%..
Rice emo
Rs. 40/kg mari sim
card emo free
Kanaka Durga pooja chestham,
aadapilla pudithe champestham...
Olympic
Shooter ki
Swarna Padhakam
(gold medal)
Veellaki government 3 crores
isthundhi
Mari inko
Shooter
BORDER lo shathruvutho poraadi
chani pothe
Vaariki
1lakh.
Please
Forward to all INDIANS:-)
Jai HIND..
Vande Maataram.