Laugh till u fall 😀😀😀😀😀😀 ✨Huccha Venkat Venkat went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up. You know why? Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.' 😀 Venkat standing below a tube light with open mouth. Why? Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !' 😃 On romantic date Venkat gf asks him: 'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?' He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?' 😀 Venkat found the answer to the most difficult question ever. What will come first, chicken or egg? what ever u order first will come first. 😀 Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Venkat He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!' 😀 What does Venkat do after taking a Xerox? He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes. 😀 Venkat& wife buy coffee in a shop. Venkat: Drink quickly before it gets cold. Wife: Why? Venkat: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10. 😀 What happens when Venkat wife delivers twins???? He does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child...😝 Manager asked Venkat at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Venkat replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. 😃 After returning back from a foreign trip, Venkat asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Venkat: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? 😁😉 Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi Venkat writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi. 😖😠 Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Venkat: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! 😝😜✌ Venkat: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Venkat: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. 🙌👉😝😁 Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! Venkat: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! 😘😍 Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" Venkat : "All are born on government holidays...!!! 😭😂✨ Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Venkat : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE 👏✋😜😝✨ Dont laugh alone..jst pass 2 ur contactss.😂😂😂😉😜

Laugh till u fall 😀😀😀😀😀😀

✨Huccha Venkat

Venkat went  to a bank to open a S.B.  A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'
😀   
Venkat standing below a tube light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !'
😃
On romantic date Venkat  gf asks him:
'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'
😀
Venkat found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
what ever u order first will come first.
😀
Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Venkat
He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'
😀
What does Venkat  do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
😀
Venkat& wife buy coffee in a shop.
Venkat: Drink quickly before it gets cold.
Wife: Why?
Venkat: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.
😀

What happens when  Venkat  wife delivers twins????
He does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child...😝

Manager asked Venkat  at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Venkat replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
😃

After returning back from a foreign trip, Venkat  asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Venkat: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
😁😉

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
Venkat writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
😖😠

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Venkat: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
😝😜✌

Venkat: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Venkat: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
🙌👉😝😁

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Venkat: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
😘😍

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Venkat : "All are born on government holidays...!!!
😭😂✨

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Venkat : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
👏✋😜😝✨
Dont laugh alone..jst pass 2 ur contactss.😂😂😂😉😜