A new element has been added to the
PERIODIC TABLE:
Name: Girl.
Symbol: Gl.
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask..
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Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold,
platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.
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Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
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Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.
Other properties includes:
(1) Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque surface area.
(2)Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy tabs.
(3) Very Volatile when a corrosive
element e.g Another Girl(GI) tries to take
her BF by Substitution reaction.
(4) Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of
her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.
(5)Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic
substance like Brazilian Hair
or foreign element like GUCCI combines
with her at a high temperature of
100,000 degree dollar...chemistry for u!.
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