Intelligent Husband . Wife was busy in packing her clothes. . Husband - Where are you going ? . Wife - I'm moving to my mother. . Husband also starts packing his clothes. . Wife - Now where are you going ? . Husband - I'm also moving to my mother. . Wife - And what about the kids ? . Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother. . Clothes unpacked.😉😄😄😄 Pls read n donot delete u will have a smile on your face😃😃 Short Facts...... ☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀ Wife : "why are u home so early?" Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!" 😆😋 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Doctor : How is ur headache ? Patient : she's out of town. 😄 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life: (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood 😉 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! 😷 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again. 😇 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that. The slide show begins. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - You know why women love shoes? 👠 Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. 😜 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - Why can't Women Drive well? 🚗 Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. 😁 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺🎄 Ans - There are no Shopping Centers.. 😉 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - How to save a Dying Woman? Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. 😋 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it? Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. 😂 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ The woman who invented the phrase ... "All men are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd. 😝 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened.... 😜😜 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Wives are magicians........ They can change anything into an argument. 😆😜 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY? A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don't have a wife! 😜😜😆😜 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it... 😃😄😀😛😜😝😉😎😍☺😘😊

Intelligent Husband
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Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
.
Husband - Where are you going ?
.
Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
.
Husband also starts packing his clothes.
.
Wife - Now where are you going ?
.
Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
.
Wife - And what about the kids ?
.
Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
.
Clothes unpacked.😉😄😄😄
Pls read n donot delete u will have a smile on your face😃😃

Short Facts......

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Wife : "why are u home so early?"

Hubby :  "My boss said go to hell!"
😆😋
        
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Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.
😄

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
       (1) Mobile
       (2) Automobile
       (3) TV
       (4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood
😉

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
😷

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Whisky is a brilliant invention.

One double and you start feeling single again.         
😇

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.

The slide show begins.

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.

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Q - You know why women love shoes? 👠

Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. 😜

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Q - Why can't Women Drive well? 🚗
Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
😁
          
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Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺🎄

Ans - There are no Shopping Centers..
😉
          
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Q - How to save a Dying Woman?

Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
😋
          
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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
😂
          
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The woman who invented the phrase ...
"All men are the same"
was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.
😝
          
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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened....
😜😜
          
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Wives are magicians........

They can change anything into an argument.
😆😜
          
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!
😜😜😆😜

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Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it...
😃😄😀😛😜😝😉😎😍☺😘😊